Batter coated orgasm

A deep fried Mars bar

I ate a deep fried Mars bar. I had a batter coated orgasm then died of heart failure but got a massive load off. It was worth it.

by MarsBarBoy February 28, 2011

Battering the lampshade

Akin to flicking the bean a term for manual stimulation of the female genitalia specifically the hood over the clitoris. Either as part of female masturbation or an act carried out by an obliging partner

Foreplay was amazing: I was battering the lampshade for hours

by csace April 4, 2020

ram batter

Excessive vaginal discharge as a result of rough sexual intercourse.

"Wouldn't you want to stick you're dick in 13-years of a no cock pussy?" as he described his experience with a bull dyke's girlfriend to his homies.
"Just ram batter baby...all day..."

by BT_the_Builder January 30, 2016

Pants batter

The creamy coloured stain that is on the gusset of females underwear.The stain is the result of one or various expulsions from the orifice known by numerous names, here my favourite shall be used. The cunt can have anything from lady juice,cum and various other things leaking. The residue that dries on the gusset is pants batter.

My pants batter looks like the top of a rice pudding.

by In A Rut February 17, 2024