“Johny, what do you want to be when you grow up?”
“…Erh, i wanna be a terrorist.”
“Excuse me?”
“Miss, i want to be a terrorist.”
bro u is a terrorist whoever reading this btw..🤷🏿 ♀️sorry doode.
“…Erh, i wanna be a terrorist.”
“Excuse me?”
“Miss, i want to be a terrorist.”
bro u is a terrorist whoever reading this btw..🤷🏿 ♀️sorry doode.
by scream’sgf November 28, 2023
A person who resists tyranny by performing any act that displeases a tyrant. (Etymology: This political-power-grab tactic was popularized by George W Bush, who declare a state-of-emergency and purportedly launched an anthrax attack against Congress, forcing them to fast-track their passing of the constitution-and-freedom-cancelling Patriot Act without having time to read it. This definition is currently used exclusively by tyrants and their media lapdogs.)
Justin Trudeau (AKA Fidelito): "Truck-driving terrorists started complaining about losing their freedom, due to my two-year reign-of-terror; so, I sent my goons out to beat them up, arrest them, and seize their trucks and bank accounts."
by DMF1953 February 24, 2022
get the terrorist to stop loitering on my lawn with nuclear weaponry and over a trillion dollars eacb when im making $3 hour. please.
by Cody5050 November 15, 2020
Ultra tiny minuture people who are around a foot and half tall scream and threw food and eat honey and peanut oil
The best peanut stoners and very beginnerstors terrorist groups tend to eat the finest peanut oil and reproduce asexually at daycare centers
by Cody5050 January 15, 2022
T: joey is a terrorist
J: hey im not i didnt do anything
T: you stole my cookie, two of my cookies you damn terrorist
J: hey im not i didnt do anything
T: you stole my cookie, two of my cookies you damn terrorist
by hjonkhjonk!! March 12, 2021
An indivisual who has completely different tastes on food and culture compared to their friends. They are sometimes referred to terrorists by their friends.
José Jesus de la Virgen Perez. : Hey, can I get double fries, with mayo on the side.
Chad Hillwilliam : Are you a god**mn terrorist man. This is Amurica! We eat ketchup here.
Jose: Allahu Akbar
Chad Hillwilliam : Are you a god**mn terrorist man. This is Amurica! We eat ketchup here.
Jose: Allahu Akbar
by enriqueh97 January 30, 2021