Boston Rodeo King

When taking your girlfriend from behind whisper in her ear " Your sister likes this too " and see how long u can stay on

by Adz February 3, 2003

new mexico rodeo

When a girl sits on a guys chest and takes a shit on his chest while giving him a handjob...The guy will try to buck her off and she holds on like riding a bronco at a rodeo

Tom was pissed when Susan gave him a new mexico rodeo without his approval.

by John Trident September 7, 2006

Eskimo Rodeo

A nefarious girlfriend prank that involves icing one's erection to the point of near frostbite and then sliding in bed and punching your frozen member into her gasm chasm while simultaneously gripping her tightly and whooping like a cowboy. The goal is to stay on for 8 seconds while she bucks and kicks like an angry bull.

"Cody rode Sheena at the Eskimo Rodeo the other night. He got a black eye, a couple broken ribs and a busted lip but made it the whole 8 seconds. That dude is a legend. "

by TheLargeBreast February 25, 2014

cunt hoes and rodeos

1. a word used to distract attention from people and confuse them
2. something to say when you need to get someone's attention
3. funny shit if you think about it

1. if you are in the middle of a test, shout it out like ten minutes after the test starts.
2. if someone won't shut the fuck up just say it and most people will go "huh"
3. just say it to yourself, especially when you high think about it

by RAGMAN April 5, 2004

rear end rodeo

The sexual act between two people in the "doggie style" position, in which the giver yells out another persons name other than the reciever's, and then holds on for the ride.

She overstayed her welcome, so he gave here the "rear end rodeo".

by Mr. Rodeo December 6, 2006

Squirrel Monkey Rodeo

An impossible or seemingly impossible assignment or request. A task so time consuming, daunting or complicated that you feel you may as well have been asked to round up Squirrel Monkeys (A basic assumption must first exist that Squirrel Monkeys are pretty fucking hard to round up).

I got back from my two week vacation and a Squirrel Monkey Rodeo was in my fucking in-box. I'm going to castrate the piece of shit who was supposed to work my mail while I was out!

I have to drop the kids off at soccer practice and then go grocery shopping, pick the dog up from the vet, and pick up the dry cleaning in time to go back and pick up the screaming maggots from soccer practice again. What a fucking Squirrel Monkey Rodeo!

by The Broodwich June 13, 2007

fat bitch rodeo

When man whispers "you are the fattest most disgusting pig I have ever seen" into the ear of an assumedly fat woman while he on top of her having sex in the doggystyle position. She will be angered and will begin trying to buck the man off of her and the man must try to stay on top, hence, fat bitch rodeo.

I lasted 12 secoonds the last time I did a fat bitch rodeo.

by Martin Davidson July 22, 2007