poot

a wee shart. a polite toot.
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Poot

To poot is to have a wet fart/shart
Did your guys hear that ? I'm pretty sure Charlie just pooted..
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poot

Ashley: So how was Adam last night😏
Brittany: He said he was packin’ hard but he had a real poot of a cum shot.
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Poot

Derived from the word pooter (meant for entomological purposes) meaning the desire to suck someone into a small vial and keep them in your collection forever. Can also be used to suck the life or other substances out of someone.

Other derivations include: pootibility, pootage, pootosity, pooting, poot poot
Me: 10/10 would poot
Friend 1: yeah pootibility through the roof

Friend 2: poot me hard daddy

Friend 3: her pootage is unreal
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A general term for a socially autistic odd ball individual. The sort of person that panics when they're asked what sort of bread they want at Subway and has never gone to a party.
Stop being such a poot and come out.
Poot - individual
Poots - collective
Pooty - adjective
by Jptn December 06, 2017
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