pew poot

something you take in the bathroom

Please take a pew poot pot

by gatorworks December 22, 2013

Ka-poot

When a female human has a multi level fart situation and the last poot (the caboose fart) travels up the vag then makes a slight pop noise.

“I had a ka-poot!”

“I was walking and I thought I had to fart, but it was only a ka-poot.”

by DakotaScottMoore March 29, 2022

Poots

In reference to a close friend, husband, etc.

Hey poots! What’s up?

by fruncemobile September 19, 2018

poot huffer

A person who has to make a crude observation every time someone passes gas.

What's that smell?
You're such a poot huffer!

by bum dharma July 22, 2010

flying poot

flying poot is a baby flying but is legendary

Look it’s LEGENDARY FLYING POOT

by he judge April 30, 2022

Pooted

When you ruin your chances of getting something

you just pooted your chances

by jam_23 August 2, 2019

Poot

Someone unphotogenic-the term originated from anow unattractive picture of Demi Lovato. Her fans saw the photo and created a backstory- that "poot" is Demi's next of kin locked in a basement for years and is now out and about, hence the term "poot".

Tiffany: Did you see Linda's new profile pic?
Tina: OMG! She's such a poot.

by SwagmasterChick July 24, 2016