mother-in-law

A woman who bears children who one day wed, will find herself at the wedding day changed into a mother-in-law. This demotion of status as the previous Number One female in her children's world can create horrible changes in what was once a lovely woman. Most of the bad scenarios arise from a jealousy between wives and mother-in-laws, although there have been some husbands who have faced the wrath of a mother-in-law. A mother-in-law is generally seen as a mythically bad person. As a parallel, father-in-laws don't get the same bad rap.

New wife says, "I thought I married just my husband, but his mother is a huge part of our life!"

Therapist says, "Yes, she is your mother-in-law, and if you let her, she can destroy your marriage. Think - two women love the same man."

by A Wife June 23, 2005

Sister-In-Law

1. Your Husband's, Brother's Wife

2. The annoying bitch who thinks she has been in the family longer, so she can command the family to do what she wants.

3. The Family Manipulator

4. The Bitch that won't be at my wedding.

*Your* sister-in-law will NOT be at our wedding, because that bitch does not know how to shut her mouth.

by Fucking Cunt Whore Bags January 29, 2009

Osama's Law

It doesnt matter what it is, if you post it on the internet ( Specifically IFunny ) people will find something to complain about. it could be something as small as a single letter spelling mistake or something as mundane as a layer of dust. people will always point out anything to make themselves feel superior.

Hey Dude, did you see that featured about the dudes collection of Black ops Prestige edition memorabilia? Yeah, Totally Osama's Law Bait. you see all the comments telling the dude to dust his shelf?

by OsamaBinLaid June 6, 2021

toilet law

shanty law firms where the yearly salary is less than the yearly bonus enjoyed by biglaw associates. often not offering health insurance or meaningful experience, toilet law firms have high turnover and low morale.

jdjive had a great blacklist of toilet law firms in manhattan, but the partners of some of the named toilet law firms thugged themselves out and threatened to break some kneecaps. of course, they could have opted to file a lawsuit, but since they are toilet law, anyone could have caught their bluff, because they would have lost if they tried. going tony soprano was simpler.

by Sir Humps a Lot January 27, 2007

Moff's Law

1) As a discussion of a creative work grows longer, the probability of some ass whining about “overanalyzing” approaches 1.

2) In any discussion of creative work, anyone who says “OMG, why can’t you just enjoooy it??” automatically loses. Hard.

(as defined by karinova)

After he whined "why can't you just enjoy Avatar without bringing RACE or IMPERIALISM into it?!!?" (because he was losing the argument), we invoked Moff's Law all over his ass.

by Tangierine January 5, 2010

Otalps' Law

Every argument on the internet is fundamentally a debate over definitions

Person A: Video games are art
Person B: No they are not
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Person A: What even is "Art"?
Person B: Sigh. Otalps' law

Bill: Venezuela is socialist

Adam: No
Bill: Yes
Otalp: This is Otalps' law

by booyakahsha July 30, 2018

mother in law

Mother of spouse. Self rightous, beastly, female entity. Master of deception. Often dyes her hair in order to reflect a younger age. One who professes to be all knowing. She Who is Evil. The Heartless One.

After his mother in law's week-long visit, Rob had to call an excorcist and bathe himself in Holy Water to rid his home of the evil presence that she left behind.

by Super Gerbil! September 4, 2003