Kevin

He needed to watch the light, but he broke it

Filming Guy: Kevin, watch the light dude
Kevin: *Smash*

by Annie's Angels December 17, 2019

Kevin

A Kevin is a gift to this world, a guy who everyone needs in his life. A girl whose with him automatically becomes the luckiest person in the world. Everyone needs a Kevin, the guy who can be all handsome, cute, sexy, hot and adorable. His smile and presence glows up the dark. its so contagious, his laugh, smile and happiness. I love Kevy, because he also smells amazing! I hope everyone finds a Kevin, but again not everyone deserves him. His practically a living teddy bear, his so cuddly, warm and cozy!! He has no flaws, but his stubbornness always has to compete with mine. A Kevin, comes with multiple Kevy's, its like capture the pokemon! A mad Kevy, happy Kevy and sad Kevy are his main ones. Whether its either of these, Kevin always deserves a big hug!

Everyone needs a Kevin.

Look over there! Whose that? Its Kevin, that hot mudafawker.

by meimories November 27, 2022

Kevin

Kevin is that guy you meet in every school, fat, plays fortnite, and has a friend make fun of him on this website, BTW SOMEBODY HAS A CRUSH ON HIM YOU KNOW HOW LUCKY HE IS.

regards

zunic that skinny boi that always gets triggered come get me back

oh look hes playing fortnite and screaming

must be a kevin

by zunic July 10, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is really cool when you guys first start out! BUT…he's very crazy. He is a stalker, won't leave you alone, try and kill everybody that flirts with you

Kevin is Dumb

by Shitheaddumbo November 5, 2019

Kevin

The cutest person alive.
He is also my classmate and drives a Rover 75, like Toretto drives a Dodge

Person 1: Who is he?
Person 2: Kevin

by trillmolnar October 29, 2019

Kevin

1. A "Kevin" is an individual who is never wrong. If a"Kevin" is found to be mistaken about a piece of evidence, the evidence supporting this person's wrongness will found to be completely incorrect and fabricated.

2. Asshole.

Stupid person:

"You're using that word wrong. That's not the way Merriam-Webster defines that word."
Kevin:
"No, it's okay. I am never wrong. Call up Merriam-Webster, and tell them to change that shit."
Stupid person:
"You're an asshole."
Kevin:
"I know."

by Easy E 2019 December 11, 2019

Kevin

That one asshole that sits next to you in Comp Sci. You know, that guy.

"Stop being such a fucking Kevin."

by notkevinbutjonathan August 31, 2017