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Junk Mail

An emailed photo of genetalia
1.Got some Junk Mail from that guy I gave my number to last night. Not bad.
2. Ew, I thought that guy was normal but there was some Junk Mail from him on my phone this morning! What a creep!
3. Girl sent me some pics, ohhhh! I got a vajj jukebox up in my phone!
by Tjbf55 July 21, 2014
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jangly junk

That guy wore sweatpants to the grocery, and his jangly junk was all I could see. Eww. Don't be like that guy. If you have male genitals, don't wear sweatpants in public. Nobody wants to see your jangly junk.
by dwntwndwn November 14, 2018
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shy junk

A non medical firm or erectal dysfunction.; overly bashful
We went to hook up last night, but he had shy junk.
by The mobile weenie April 3, 2016
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Junk Style

I kind of fashion style that comprises of using things unrelated things as fashion items reinventing and gentrifying them to look fly, it is also a way of life because it educates oneself on how to live within your means, make the best out of it and look superfly while at it.
Your have a Junk Style bro !!
by MeetMarley September 12, 2019
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junk tweet

Taking a digital picture of your genitalia and sending it via Twitter.
What took you so long in the bathroom? Were you junk tweeting?
by snapboom July 7, 2011
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junk seeds

A swift kick to the junk seeds will drop most any man.
by Uncle Percy December 20, 2013
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junk sauce

Another way to refer to semen, spooge, or skeet.
I'm going to have to change the bedsheets after dropping all that junk sauce last night.
by Misty Bottoms December 20, 2015
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