First Years

Oh man where do I start 😂😂. They think they are so cool going into first year and half of them are acco crazy. But obviously some of them are just boring. Aw man ya just gotta love em anyway. 😂

‘Oh look it’s first years’

‘Why did you roll your eyes’
‘Because first years are crazy’

by Imjustbored😂 November 19, 2019

The First Protogen

The first Protogen ever created appeared in 1990 and was made out of latex, machine's, Wolf/Dog, and a 19 year old boy. He was named Prototype-0001 and was known as the only Protogen who can use magic. He was run to many test and modification. His mask/helmet is able to be taken off to reveal his real face, without it he is able to use magic and with it he isn't able to use it. He can speak symbols whenever he is stressed. He can use different codes that will effect and change his physical body. He is known to take care multiple animals but is sometimes a prankster by faking a kill.

The First Protogen is safe and is quite playful

by Mask-C June 23, 2022

But first...maccies!

A humorous way of proposing the idea of visiting a local McDonald’s.

Hey Andrew, struan... but first...maccies!

by TC03 December 12, 2020

Fallout first

When you get screwed over by Bethesda and they just add a whole nother shitload of dick punching on top of a broken ass game

Person 1: I just paid 76 dollars for Fallout 76 and it sucks ass
Bethesda: If you want it to not suck ass pay us $100 a month with Fallout first
Person 1: It's still broken
Bethesda: fuck you

by fbfe4eukr4h3unyeinrhwuihroc October 28, 2019

First Screens

Giving your friend the first turn/round on a video game.

“Here’s the sticks bro, you got first screens”

by NonProfitProphet January 18, 2021

First Ring

When you screw a company or employee out of payment for services

I was First Ring'd by that guy!

by First Ring April 19, 2003

first pony

1. when you ride that dick for the first time
2. when small you rode that poor pony at the school fair

definition one
girl one. omg i dont think im a lesbian anymore
girl two. did you have your first pony?
girl one. yeah

definition two
mum. look hannah there's a pony over there, wanna ride it?
hannah. YES!!!!
mum. its gonna be you're first pony!

by cccasee April 25, 2019