commit despacito

Similar to go commit die. Very poweful not to be used lightly. After use, this phrase prevents your victim from coming back, as well as engaging their cringe detectors to the maximum amount possible, making total annihilation the only outcome.

You should commit despacito

by Spicy_Memer April 2, 2024

Commit

I don't need to commit to women. You don't have the right to try and clamp down on my life to make a point about how men should have to commit to women. The fat cocks AREN'T committing to women and other men are raising their kids and feeding them with their taxes. You are fucking garbage and your slut daughter got her pussy-hole stretched by every fat-cock she interacted with and now you're trying to take it out on me.

Hym "Yeah, no, you aren't going to use me to make a point about how men need to commit to women. You'll pay for everything you used and if you don't you kids will die for it. You tried to cock block someone using his parent's emotional abuse. He threatened your kids over it. You used the threat as post hoc justification. I spoke out about it in a way you didn't like. You're trying to force me into compliance and make an example out of me. I won't allow it. I can and will guarantee that you some of your kids will die for it."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2024

go commit die

Phrase used on roblox. Used to tell someone to kill themselves.

Person 1: Bro go away you ugly ****
Person 2: go commit die

by elaboratescanner04 May 27, 2024

Commit Verbalase

commit verbalase means spending 50k on porn

I got canceled because i commit verbalase

by Titan TV Man Plush March 17, 2024

Commit

Commit basically means to do something and is often used by people in the form of jokes or in place of the word "do".
Example
"Time to commit noob murder in CoD:M" means "Time to kill noobs in CoD:M"

"Aight guys I'mma go and commit dishes."
"Time to commit sleep"

by Wizard man 5797 June 24, 2021

Commit Shaming

Commit Shaming is when a person called Marcel, shames a person called Tim, because the size and amount of commits do not match the work done.

Marcel: Why the fuck did you commit only the title??
Tim: I thought we had to commit more?
Marcel: Yes but not stupid commits like this!!

Marcel has used Commit Shaming, which was very effective.

by TimAtOak July 6, 2021