Clay

Clay is someone who is talented even though he dosent give himself enough credit. He is funny, kind and sworn to love and protect you until he end of time. He knows his way around an instrument (and a kitty ;)) and is one of the biggest nerds you will meet. He loves video games, music and history movies and scaring himself. Given the opportunity he will get autistic about his hobbies and the things he likes. He’s a little slow but I still love him. He’s a certified big friendly giant until you piss him off. If you have a clay, keep them, clays are extremely special and rare.
This man will someday be my husband and the father of my children and I cannot wait for that day to come. Until the end of time and beyond -Honeybee

“Clay is such a weirdo”
“Yeah but he’s my weirdo :)”

by hoooney November 21, 2023

Clay dick

1. Lame playground insult used to taunt boys named Clayton.

2. A potent potable rumored to have originated at the Hilton Boston-Woburn, consisting of a Plantation Jamaica rum base, Luxardo maraschino liqueur, and several other digestifs. Served up in a daiquiri glass.

3. Literally a dick formed from clay.

Punk-ass kid: Hey Clay dick.
Clayton: Fuck you! You're a dick!

Guy: I'll have a clay dick please.
Bartender: Up or on the rocks?
Guy: Up you imbecile.

The artisan had an unusually large grin as he put the finishing touches on his latest clay dick.

by The_Klay May 8, 2018

Clay

idk drista's brother or somthin

"wow drista's brother clay is kinda hot"
"ok"

by dristaispogchamp May 21, 2021

clay

he is a funny person even tho they are stupid.

have u seen clay?
yea hes stupid asf

by TponPvP July 23, 2021

clay wheel iglooing

when you shape your fecal matter into a dildo shape on a clay wheel (typically happens before the freezing stage)

i so want to igloo myself right now. but i still need to do the clay wheel iglooing first

by cedarinse June 10, 2025

Hey hey clay clay

A way to tell someone you are about to greet or talk to someone you hate/despise.

“Ugh, Clayton just messaged me”

“Just hit him with a Hey hey clay clay”

by ThatIrishScoot July 8, 2019

Clay Coffee

Most highly anticipated streamer of all time, Cam Weeny, also known as “Cameron Jones” strives to make the world a better place. He is sponsored by many cologne companies due to that being his staple of entertainment. Many companies such as WD-40 Bug Spray and Buggers Delight are usually known as his pillars of support. He is also known as one of the popular speedrunners that have completed “Scrat’s Nutty Adventure” in under 15 minutes.

Viewer: “I love using my WD-40 Bug Spray”

Clay Coffee: “Well I’ll give you my yearly customer discount!”

by Clay Coffee June 10, 2024