The post coitus dessert treat which coats the penis, consisting of a thick slimey layer of pussy juices, semen and condom lubrication, which is licked off by the female partner in order to cleanse the male member or "finish him off."
"I fucked her and I had a white trash cocktail, so I made her lick it off."
"So we fucked and all I could think about after was how bad I wanted to take shower to get this white trash cocktail slime off my cock."
"I went to lick the white trash cocktail, but when I tasted it, I realized there was no condom lube...that's when I figured out he just ripped open an alkaseltzer."
"So we fucked and all I could think about after was how bad I wanted to take shower to get this white trash cocktail slime off my cock."
"I went to lick the white trash cocktail, but when I tasted it, I realized there was no condom lube...that's when I figured out he just ripped open an alkaseltzer."
by JimandJohn May 31, 2009

When a woman ejaculates "squirts" into a martini glass and another participant in the vial act guzzles it down.
by Jeff Portnoy April 4, 2009

After engaging in sex and loading up your partners pussy with cum, proceed to go down on her to clean her up.
by spidey519 July 6, 2008

A mix of cheap alcohol used to make drinking it slightly more bearable
E.g Strongbow and Blackcurrant
E.g Strongbow and Blackcurrant
Person 1: What are you drinking?
Person 2: Strongbow and blackcurrant
Person 1: Aw, why are you drinking a council estate cocktail?
Person 2: Strongbow and blackcurrant
Person 1: Aw, why are you drinking a council estate cocktail?
by Qwertyasdfghdjihfebfbnuecn November 2, 2010

when a woman has a squirting orgasm, the man catches as much cuntjuice as he can, adds in his own semen, and mixes in alcohol (usually Vodka) and they both drink it. warning, this is a great way to Catch STD's
by 12345432112345 August 29, 2006

A cocktail consist of 1 quart Jack Daniels whiskey to 1 package of Nytol/Unisom. This cocktail is best served 1 hour before bedtime.
by saints_60426 November 13, 2003

This cocktail refers to a trinity of three Mexican superpower cleaning agents: Ajax, bleach, and Fabuloso.
After all my family left, I whipped out the Mexican-Molotov cocktail and did some ferocious cleaning.
by Subie Chica October 27, 2018
