Bible Thumper

1.n. A Christian who shares their religious beliefs with another in hopes of converting them.
2.n. A Christian who chooses to follow the Bible in its entirety, instead of picking and choosing which parts most conviently fit their current lifestyle. They live their life to fit the Bible, instead of twisting their interpretation of the Bible so they can still sin and not feel as guilty. They are often ridiculed for living as the Bible allows and trying to convert others.

That preacher was called a Bible thumper for handing out tracts to people in the community.

by Rachel July 20, 2004

Bible bashing

Someone who believes so much in the drivel that the bible spews, they must smack there head with it repeatedly at night.

John never shuts up about the bible, I bet he will be bible bashing tonight.

by Condoso122 February 23, 2012

Bible Banger

Someone who uses the Bible as a device for sexual arousal and stimulation.

Those Bible Bangers are sick motherfuckers!

by ... February 5, 2004

Bible Thumper

Delusional kingdom minded Jesus freaks. Nuts that lay hands on you,speak gibberish,say in the name of God and bam seriously believe they have healed you from anything from illness to trauma. Also known as a Bible Nazi. They also try to persuade you into believing Obama is a demon,that the end of the world is coming very soon and you can use the Holy Spirit to guide you to where you need to be if separated by your friends because they are delusional . Seriously mental patients who believe watching regular TV will rot your brain.

If that bible thumper lays a finger on me again I will rip them inside out by their asshole.

by Fake it till ya make it May 29, 2015

bible dumper

See bible dumping. One who dumps their significant other as soon as they get an inclination God wants them to. This is most of the time just an excuse for bad people to shift the blame of ending a relationship.

Henry: If I would have known she was a bible dumper I would have stayed clear of the relationship.

by Truth Bringers March 21, 2009

Bible rape

When someone continuously shoves bible verses at you and try to teach you their ways against your will.

I was at work the other day, and this dude totally bible raped me.

by lalalou92 November 2, 2015

Bible Humping

When you teargas a crowd of peaceful protesters for a photo op with a bible you've never read in front of a church you never go to.

I saw a dicktator bible humping in front of a boarded up church today.

by ABetty June 8, 2020