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Crystal Russe

The combination of Crown Russe vodka with Crystal Light and water to create a beverage that tastes like candy and leads to an unavoidable blackout.

Many consider it to be the ultimate drink because it's lack of sugar and abundance of water minimizes hangovers, furthermore, the fact that Crystal Light is water soluble ensures that the inevitable spillage will not stain your clothing.
"How did you blow a .20, it three o'clock in the afternoon?"

"I drank some Crystal Russe last night"
by Raderade December 5, 2009
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Crystal Villicana

Why are you looking up her name? Date her already wth? Damn does everything need a sign
Crystal Villicana is just the best. Period.
by Jeff067 September 17, 2019
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Crystal Geezer

A clear, fresh and piquant beverage comprised of water in its purest form minus the plastic plus a tinge of fresh minerals straight from earth's crust
Hey, I'm thirsty. Can you go get me a Crystal Geezer at the gas station?
by D Flawless September 19, 2020
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Crystal Gems

Basically, lesbian space rocks who fought their own leader for freedom but actually she "their leader" was the one who started it, heck two of them is already married ffs
by IDFK WTPH July 13, 2018
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Virgil and Crystal

Means them being too weird fucks, bothering their friends on roblox...
YOO, Have you seen Virgil and Crystal, they were killin' cassie
by Underaged kiddos May 15, 2019
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genesis crystals

the currency in genshin impact which you can use to exchange primogems

genesis crystals are also bought with real money.
person one : "damn i need more primogems"
person two : "same, i spent all mine on the weapon banner

person three: i have 69,400 genesis crystals, c6 xiao here i come!"
by -t0fu January 30, 2023
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Crystal Maze

A pub that frequently serves after hours, otherwise known as a lock in.

Comes from television programme the Crystal Maze where contestants could get locked in if they failed to complete tasks.
I’m going to the Royal Oak tonight.

Ah the Crystal Maze.
Why do you call it that?
Automatic lock in.
by Cannonball Taffio Jones October 25, 2023
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