1. A woman who has saggy tits that hang down to their belly can be said to have Monkey Titties.
2. A fat man who has big saggy girly tits can also be said to have monkey titties
3. Playfully the term can be used as a slam against a friend for being girly or acting like an old woman
4. An old woman who has baggy sagging tits
2. A fat man who has big saggy girly tits can also be said to have monkey titties
3. Playfully the term can be used as a slam against a friend for being girly or acting like an old woman
4. An old woman who has baggy sagging tits
What's up Monkey Tits, did your mommy let you watch Golden Girls?
Damn that old bag has some big old monkey titties, They hang down to her knees!
Damn that old bag has some big old monkey titties, They hang down to her knees!
by DeathFromBelow January 1, 2012
Get the Monkey Tittiesmug. by Soy Sauce Jimmy August 4, 2016
Get the smack tittiesmug. When you're at work or anywhere really and a chick grazes/bumps or brushes her boobs accidentally past your arm back or shoulder. Can occur frequently if they have massive tits and are'nt careful.
Dude 1: "Mate, I love working with her, she give the best titty grazes".
Dude 2: "I know right! They're fucken huge!"
Dude 2: "I know right! They're fucken huge!"
by minge007 November 23, 2011
Get the titty grazemug. The event in which you or the driver next to you is attempting to change lanes, but both vehicles either slow down or speed up which makes the lane change unsuccessful.
Both cars are side to side and move up and down, hence, "titty tag".
Both cars are side to side and move up and down, hence, "titty tag".
This asshole was titty tagging me on on freeway 59 last night, which caused me to miss the exit and make me late!
by vonhelsing20 October 29, 2012
Get the Titty Taggingmug. That special brand of odor that you can smell in your bra after you've been out all day tap dancin' for the man.
by metal_tac0_1977 July 18, 2016
Get the titty smellmug. by ACM15 May 26, 2020
Get the litty tittymug. A giant frog with big ol mommy milkers. Big green tits, on a frog. A giant frog. The frog has to be at least 15 feet tall to be able to be a titty frog. Big gigantic jugs full of frog milk. Titty frog can often be used by cults as sacrificial objects, just lop off their honkers and sacrifice em to Satan.
What will Satan do with giant frog tits?
Why! That's a silly question.
Satan uses frog tits as hats of course. Frog tits keep ya ears and head warm, and they're very stylish. They come in packs of 2! Buy frog tit hats now! Just gotta sell your soul to Satan, or steal from cults, easy!
What will Satan do with giant frog tits?
Why! That's a silly question.
Satan uses frog tits as hats of course. Frog tits keep ya ears and head warm, and they're very stylish. They come in packs of 2! Buy frog tit hats now! Just gotta sell your soul to Satan, or steal from cults, easy!
Guy 1: nice hat ya got there
Satan: Wow thanks. It was fan mail from some dudes who lopped off the boobs of a Titty frog.
Satan: Wow thanks. It was fan mail from some dudes who lopped off the boobs of a Titty frog.
by someone in need of Jesus November 24, 2020
Get the Titty frogmug.