Thanksgiving Syndrome

The unfortunate result that occurs after incest, sexual harassment, or intimate relationships are ended between closely-related family members, destroying all holiday spirit, hence the name Thanksgiving Syndrome, because of the dread of seeing that special someone at the dinner table again for the holidays, which would inevitably relive the once pleasureable or even forced orgasms that secretly occurred with that someone.

John: Why does your sister look so depressed when tomorrow is Christmas?
Mark: She has the Thanksgiving Syndrome.
John: The what?
Mark: Our cousin fucking raped her last month, and the unconvicted son of a bitch is going to be at our Christmas dinner tomorrow.

by Kevin Lao March 14, 2006

Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is a holiday that is celebrated in the United States. It is a feast day, where people characteristically eat the Turkey a bird which gives it the nickname "Turkey day".
Like many holidays in America it has been secularized. The typical portrait of the holiday is the typical American family stuffing themselvs at the table while watching Football(American Football) and the Rose Parade(A parade held in Pasadena California before the aforementioned football game).
The holiday can be controversial, many people say that this holiday celebrates the massacre of the Indigenous people of the United States that is not true. The holiday commemorates the Pilgrims, religious exiles from Europe, giving thanks to for their survival of the harsh climate of the American continent.

We give thanksgiving to god today for our survival.

Oh boy! its thanksgiving now we can all stuff ourselves.

by robotcity May 10, 2006

No Thanks

1. A female that is unattractive, hideous, or has some male-deterring qualities.

"Yo dude, that chick is a no thanks"

"Yea I went to a party last night, but left cause all chicks were a bunch of no thanks"

by Tonyisserious December 22, 2008

Thanksgiving

This is an American holiday, where kids get to take off from school, and adults get to take off from work so they can sit on their fat ass', and eat. Yet, they disguise their lazyness by saying they are taking off, to give thanks for what they have. They also watch football on this day.

Little Lazy Boy sitting on a couch with turkey in his mouth.. "I'm so thankful for Thanksgiving!"

by YearRoundPMSGirl November 26, 2003

Thanks for sharing

An example of the rhetorical trope of LITOTES (understatement), This is the delicate response one gives to someone who, in a group setting, suddenly blurts out information which is extremely personal, unusually revealing, and possibly unique to that individual. It comes from settings like group psychological counseling or 12-step groups, in which such highly personal testimonies are followed by the Moderator's cool "thanks for sharing." said smoothly-- no matter how disturbing or shocking or incredible was the confession that preceded it. This catchphrase may well have originated from the 1980's TV sitcom, BOB, which starred comedian Bon Newhart as a psychiatrist.

12-step member: "Hi, My name is Marcia."

Group: "Hi, Marcia."

Marcia: I just want to say I'm glad I'm here tonight, I'm a child of incest, I'm a heroin addict and I just murdered my husband"

Moderator: (Smiling benignly, completely calmly) Thanks for sharing, Marcia.

by david lincoln brooks November 3, 2008

No Thanks!

a phrase of comedic/ sincere expression used to describe events of optionable situations

"pff, yea gimme an acid infection?, No Thanks!"

by .Marcus June 26, 2006

thanks for rolling with a brother

A phrase used to thank someone for going somewhere or hanging out. The phrase was coined by a shock jock out of D.C. named Elliott. The proper response to this phrase is "thanks for letting a brother roll"

As Marc got in his truck to leave he said "Thanks for rolling with a brother", Jason in return said "Thanks for letting a brother roll".

by Biginuf2500 August 2, 2006