Dog

Buffoonish animal with legs

Her buffoon dog ate the couch again, Her buffoon dog bit me, her buffoon dog ran away.

by Blurryface_fan December 25, 2021

No dogs

Pertaining to someone who has no balls or dont get da ladies

My mans enzo has no dogs

by United States Federal Library January 6, 2021

dog

the dog that was run over by your blind dad.

your dog was not chasing butterflies.

by internetgod14 March 17, 2021

Dog

Doggo

Doggo “ doggo doggo “
Other doggo “doggo”

by Chargerforphone696969 April 2, 2021

dog

The best friend of every human, who always ends up in a beautiful farm far away, with large fields to run. Uh, and it also eats everything. Like EVERY thing. Last week he ate the half of my hangs.

George : Hey little Sam ? What are you looking for ?

Little Sam : My dog...

George : Oh, I think he's gone... Sorry. But he went in a beautiful farm !

Little Sam : Yeah? Where?

George : Uh... Far away.

Little Sam : Isn't it the same farm where went my cat?

George : Yes.

Little Sam : And my fish?

George : Yes...

Little Sam : And my diplodocus?

George : Also yeah...

Little Sam : And mom?

by Hi! I'm me. April 28, 2021

Dog

A dog is a fairy that jumps out of your TV screen when you wish for one, then proceeds to fly away and poop on your dead moms head.

You: I wish for a dog!
Dog: no

by vwezluag23ql57rf8a<vl. March 6, 2022

Dog

A funny silly sissy dog is a fairy that jumps out of your TV screen when you wish for one, he will then proceed to bark at your dead mother and run into a car.

<guy 1: Hey man how you doin?
<guy 2: I just wished for a dog...
<guy 1: Damn.

by vwezluag23ql57rf8a<vl. March 6, 2022