Lithuanian Testicle Tug

A game in which two or more people hang weights on their testicles (must be 10 kg or more) and jump vigorously. One by one, each person's ball sack will tear, and the last person with testicles wins.

"Yo guys you wanna play a game of Lithuanian Testicle Tug?"

by Gay_faggot_swag25 February 7, 2025

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retractile testicle

When you have one of your nuts shoot back up into it’s nut hole while you’re making sweet love to your lady or sitting in an uncomfortable position. AKA “ghost nut”.

David: “Mike’s sack looks lopsided. He must have retractile testicle.”
Kyle: mother fucker’s got the Ghost Nut!

by Guynurse January 10, 2018

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An ancient Mesopotamian game that involves a tagger chasing the other members of the game, when he gets near the members he will punch there testicle area as hard as they physically can, this happens until the tagger gives up or punches everyone’s balls. The female version of this is Mayan Cunt catching where it’s a girl hitting a vagina of other girls as hard as they can with the same rules

“Ok class today instead of doing basketball, we’re gonna play Mesopotamian testicle tag“

by KanyeEast88 December 13, 2024

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testicle

balls nigga , good ol' balls , a more professional term is douchebag , bag of balls..etc , it means nice

my mom is such a testicle

by shanyalabaad January 13, 2022

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Devil’s testicles

Any vegetable that people hate, especially those that makes one gag.

Mary sliced up the devil’s testicles and put them in the frying pan to caramelize.

by zzing December 8, 2021

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afro testicle

Noun. You have to be an African Testicular Genital Region. To be an Afro testicle you must be a congroid and live in the sub Saharan deserts of the USA.

I once had an Afro testicle, but then it fell off in the swamps of dagoba.

by Afro Testicle January 4, 2017

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