As an astronaut is to the space program, the terranaut is to living on the earth ... only snootier.
A pseudo-profession that any of us can claim to have.
It sounds real if you say it with a straight face.
A pseudo-profession that any of us can claim to have.
It sounds real if you say it with a straight face.
You are at a bar and the girl you're trying to pick up asks, "So, what do you do?"
In the past you've used, "I'm a doctor (or pilot, NFL Quarterback or other professions you're NOT) to impress her to get into her boudoir.
They don't work on today's savvy single. Besides she may be a doctor, or pilot, or other professions ... and actually KNOW an NFL Quarterback. Getting busted sucks.
Tell her, "I'm a terranaut working in the private sector, now. The work is exciting, but dangerous. In fact, the reason I'm in town is to escort my (friend, boss, replacement, government inspector, etc) back to the jobsite. I'm leaving tomorrow. For security reasons I can't say more about that.
But what about you? What do you do?"
This makes you sound like you used to work for the government. The job is a little dangerous and very mysterious - two things that attract women. Also, the bit about you leaving make the one-night-stand more acceptable.
Man - you're in like Flint, now!
In the past you've used, "I'm a doctor (or pilot, NFL Quarterback or other professions you're NOT) to impress her to get into her boudoir.
They don't work on today's savvy single. Besides she may be a doctor, or pilot, or other professions ... and actually KNOW an NFL Quarterback. Getting busted sucks.
Tell her, "I'm a terranaut working in the private sector, now. The work is exciting, but dangerous. In fact, the reason I'm in town is to escort my (friend, boss, replacement, government inspector, etc) back to the jobsite. I'm leaving tomorrow. For security reasons I can't say more about that.
But what about you? What do you do?"
This makes you sound like you used to work for the government. The job is a little dangerous and very mysterious - two things that attract women. Also, the bit about you leaving make the one-night-stand more acceptable.
Man - you're in like Flint, now!
by The REAL Bambino September 9, 2010
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The nickname given to a cool geeky kids due to some widely held beliefs that they have a terabytes of pornography on their computers (mostly consisting of Asians with glasses).
Since then one kid's hard drive has failed and to this day he is still trying to recreate his terabytes of porn.
The nickname given to a cool geeky kids due to some widely held beliefs that they have a terabytes of pornography on their computers (mostly consisting of Asians with glasses).
Since then one kid's hard drive has failed and to this day he is still trying to recreate his terabytes of porn.
by sadal October 6, 2011
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Constant use of phonetically spelled words (1) and/or using the wrong spelling of a similar sounding word (2), when posting on a forum.
(1)u ave 2 much tyme on ur ands!
(2) There, their and they're. its over their
Have you been drinking or are you just doing a Terrabism.
(2) There, their and they're. its over their
Have you been drinking or are you just doing a Terrabism.
by teamCBA April 22, 2008
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Boys: wow!!!, That's the hottest girl in school coming, Her name is Terrabella
Boys: I wish Terrabella could be my best friend she is so crazy
Girls: Thats the finest girl in campus now..she is so cute
Girls: I hate Terrabella because all the boys are falling for her including my boyfriend.
Boys: I wish Terrabella could be my best friend she is so crazy
Girls: Thats the finest girl in campus now..she is so cute
Girls: I hate Terrabella because all the boys are falling for her including my boyfriend.
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