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Pitching a Family Tent

Having a larger than normal erection due to the fact you would like to start a family and have a life with your partner. This is often because you are head over heels in love with the person and see beauty in everything they do.
Six months into knowing Yuki, Alexander is more in love than he ever was. When she walked in the room he began Pitching A Family Tent, knowing that they weren't about to just have sex; they have sex with their future in mind.
by HeWhoHasStolenTheFire March 6, 2024
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Placenta Tent

That dudebro Chad totally spent the night in her Placenta Tent... Yuck.
by KönigPhillip February 20, 2019
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Cunt tent

When a vagina is loose enough to be stretched over your head. Not to be confused with the word content.
It was so cold outside so I used my cunt tent to keep warm.
by Thenig187 April 19, 2018
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Meat tent

A girl who is trying to get your attention and flashes her massive clam at you then you realize that its so huge that camel toe or moose knuckle is way to small to call this thing but then realize its as big as a circus tent so you call it a meat tent.
She was being sexy doing a dance and showed me her clit and boy its so big it could be a meat tent.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
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Poop Tent

An action of pooping with no shirt, top or blouse on. This is due to the fact that the shit smell lingers with you so you are avoiding the stench rising up into your shirt. Doing this action will avoid you smelling like poop after taking a shit.
He got naked to shit so he didn’t have a poop tent created.
by Maverick cobra January 18, 2022
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bed tent

An erection in the morning that makes your covers look like a tent
"Yeah I slept really well last night, woke up with a bed tent"
by lungdick October 25, 2015
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Unders Tent

A tent made out of stolen underpants taken from a crushes’ dirty laundry basket, created for the purpose of engaging in creepy behaviors.
“No, I don’t think I’m particularly creepy for watching bae’s live feed in my unders tent. The fact that I’m munching on her shedded eyelashes might push me over into creepster, though.
by Ms. Awful August 1, 2018
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