Tanner

Tanner is an amazing person. Tanner is an amazing athlete. He will always make your day 20x better. Tanner will always be there when you need. He is not very smart but is really good with relationships.

I wish I had a Tanner.

by 6386393730474 October 13, 2016

Turner

Verb
- The act one performs when listening to Frank Turner.

"Can't wait to for the gig tonight. I could do with a good Turner"

Guy 1: "What did you do last night?"
Guy 2 :"We got some beers, put some music on and Turnered"
Guy 1: "I didn't know you guys Turnered"

"There were two guys at Frank's gig last night, they were proper Turnering"

by Poet Of The Deed January 25, 2010

Tanner

to hit someone just barely and make them cry

dude if u dont shut up im gonna tanner you!!!

by jordayne kingslyy November 22, 2010

Tanner

Fucks like a boss and don't give a shit about what people say. Everyone go's crazy when they see him. Girls just want to fuck him 24/7. Tanner is the best at everything he dose (even fucking). If you have a Tanner never let him go.

Laila: see Tanner over their.

Niki: Ya I see him why?
Laila: HE'S my boyfriend and if you try to steal him I will kill you!!

by Love lies14 January 26, 2018

Tina Turner

To give a blowjob, while you are defecating:to get a blowjob,while they are defecating.

"I just got a Tina Turner from your mom,She had tacos today."

by L A.:A.:L January 30, 2014

danny tanner

Feces. The fecal matter deposited after taking a shit.

"Jesus, did someone just shit?"
"Yep! Danny Tanner came to visit me."

"Christ, was Danny Tanner here? Did you check the baby's diaper?"

"Wow, did you just drop off Danny Tanner or something? Go light a match, dude!"

by Jason Thompson April 24, 2007

turnerous leech infestant

Tommo is the host of the rare species of turnerous leech. The Turner clings on to Tom and follows him everywhere he goes in a 'sheep' or 'leech' like manner. In a way The Turner is Tommo's 'Bitch'

"Oh Dear God no! The turnerous leech infestant has set upon me... Argh Christ on a bike !!!"

by Old Boy George May 9, 2003