Nothing talk

when one speaks a collection of words each being completely irrelvant to the last and having no correlation in the sentences they make but are simply the immediate reaction to the word they just said and repeat in a continuous random cycle. Usually performed while blazed.

More simply: you say a word you think sounds cool or is in your head and just immediatly say the next word to come to your head
Chris had some trippy nothing talk last night he was like "pencils in my lap falling from the sky then up to the groud all around in a cycle you see with the cell phones dancing in the polyurethane protective eyeware that drips from the sun frollicking with the mischevious actions achieving the great impossible desperation from under my chair that i tie into a knot and swing it around my arms, not too tight, but like an orange peel collapsing from beneath my soul"
by patjc April 03, 2008
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Beer talk

False enthusiasm created by a heightened sense of happiness from being inebriated.
Andrew: So bike ride Wednesday no bullshit?

Jake: Is that beer talk? lol
by D-Giggs September 21, 2015
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Trump Talk

Trump Talk - Communicating in the style of Donald Trump and described as thoroughly counter productive, unbelievable and outrageous. Communication that generally contain one or more of the following purpose driven communications strategies: inability to directly answer questions, non-fiction based/unsubstantiated/false content, jibberish, inappropriate/insulting retalitory attacks, grandiose ego driven delusional self apraisals, inability to demonstrate emotional maturity, nonsense and avoidance tactics.
Trump Talk "My IQ is one of the highest and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault." -Donald Trump
by Jane Doe USA January 18, 2017
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Talking to Bert

This phrase is commonly used to describe the means to jack-off, or as some say masturbate, as an excuse to doing something.

This term Bert comes from Master Bert, a member of Seasme Street. Which is also subliminal messaging.
Guy: Hey pal, why didn't you come hang out last night?
Pal: Oh sorry! I had an important phone call. I was talking to Bert.

You can also play with Bert, dance with Bert or pretty much do anything you can think of with him. Bert is basically another way of saying jacking off.
by macpolo11 July 22, 2011
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Talk to Doug

Using the bathroom (#2). A spin on the words "taking a dump".

Can be used to discretely indicate you have to go to the bathroom. Can also be used to discretely, but accurately describe behavior or feeling regarding this.
"I'll be ready in a minute. I need to go talk to Doug real quick."
"Me and Doug haven't talked in a long time."
"Doug must have been mad at me yesterday the way he was yelling."
"I'll be right back, Doug is calling."
"Doug didn't have much to tell me this morning."
by Mikeypedia February 08, 2010
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Garden Talk

When you are talking and replace a word by using a fruit or vegetable name
Cortney:"Im going to go home,ill see you later."

Gabby:"Alright, peach out dont forget to use your banana(phone) and tuttifrutti(text) me, olive you."

Cortney:"Did you just garden talk me?"

Gabby:"Yam(yes)"
by Granny smithapple October 04, 2010
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Riginos talk

riginos talking is when you always , without a stop say cringe shit that makes 0 sense .
-riginos "bro i am a moving mcdonalds"
-sofos "stfu goofy ahh nigga with that riginos talk"
by Xulled April 10, 2022
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