Reddit talk

type of slang used by soyboy redditors. It often spills into other websites, but is usually frowned upon. Redditor often use it when talking about their morbidly obese cats (or as they like to call them "chonkers"). It mainly consists of the words Chonker, Friendo, updoots, heckin', ect.

Jimbo: "howdy friendos! Met my cat Keanu! Isn't he such a heckin chonker?
Chad: "why are you using reddit talk? This isn't reddit dweeb"

by M1126_Stryker June 30, 2020

Careless talk

When someone speaks without sensitivity or regard for other peoples feelings who may be in the proximity.

Jamie meets a girl with a Purple dress at an elevator, he smiles and walks away. Later Jamie decides to look up the name of the girl and sends her an email which reads. "Sorry for staring at you earlier. It's just Purple is my favorite colour. Let me know when you decide to get the lift again and I will stare some more." - This could be seen by some as being an unwelcome email and a prime example where "Careless talk"was used.

by carebear01 October 22, 2013

Bit Talk

Having a conversation that is much smaller than small talk. It is usually about a sentence (or less) from one person and a one word response from the other.

Brandon- "Hey!"
Brett- "Hey!"

and they continue with their day.
(This is a small bit talk)

by TaCticAL October 27, 2012

Casey talk

Nonsensical statements. From the Casey Anthony trial. These include irrational statements as well as hallucination-like remarks about things that do not exist.

The boy was so interested in getting out of trouble that he tried to Casey talk his way out of it.

by vanreign November 13, 2011

Talking to Bert

This phrase is commonly used to describe the means to jack-off, or as some say masturbate, as an excuse to doing something.

This term Bert comes from Master Bert, a member of Seasme Street. Which is also subliminal messaging.

Guy: Hey pal, why didn't you come hang out last night?
Pal: Oh sorry! I had an important phone call. I was talking to Bert.

You can also play with Bert, dance with Bert or pretty much do anything you can think of with him. Bert is basically another way of saying jacking off.

by macpolo11 July 22, 2011

Talking Chalk

To talk trash while maintaining a level of high intelligence

Bro 1: Bro, did you hear that other team talking chalk about us?
Bro 2: Bro, let them talk chalk, they are simple commoners.

by dtrain11 January 28, 2015

Crotch talk

When you are making love but the girl/guy is not reaching their high point, move your face to their crotch and gave it a little pep talk and then finish.

Howard and I were banging and I could reach it so he crotch talked me and I reached it!

by The bigg papa March 25, 2016