taint cake

A crusty, rancid, solid or semi-solid deposit left usually on the front rim of a toilet seat. This is usually caused by a person who does not properly or adequately wash the space between their genitalia and anus (i.e. "taint") and, hence, the residue from said area is smeared across the seat and incubated (or "caked") onto the seat so badly that usually a vigorous scrubbing is needed to remove the viscous substance.

"Holy freaking God, Chris needs to wash his under-carriage. Just look at that taint cake he left on the seat."

by Crashmanshibby March 29, 2007

taint troft

The section between a fat chicks stank clam and her taint. It generally is always sweaty and stank cause she has a hard time reaching those spots.

when someone is licking up and down between her vagina and asshole the "taint troft"

by killdtheone1 August 3, 2010

Tainted Curtain

The female version of the blumpkin: the act of tongue bathing a vagina while the lucky lady is dropping a duece.

"Dude, Keyvin gave his girl a tainted curtain last night!!"
"That tainted curtain was the greatest thing that ever happened to our relationship!"

by Caseman Korpulala May 19, 2006

Sloppy taint

A vagina with extra long unsymmetrical labias that are covered with an oily, greasy white residue. Normally noticed after extensive sweating from having sexual intercourse.

For instance, "Maurice only speaks to females or transgenders known for having sloppy taints."

by Marurice's Geppetto January 26, 2009

Taint Beard

A beard like tuft of hair that is located between ball sack and anus. The taint beard should rest well below the ball sack. A proper taint beard should be at least 1 to 2 inches below to allow proper viewing from all angles. The ball sack should also be groomed and maintained regularly. A taint beard is required for the infamous Amish Bushwhacker (See Amish Bushwhacker) and also for the Western variaion for the Amish Bushwhacker.

The womans face was irritiated by her husbands taint beard.
Captain Neckbeard grooms his taint beard on the regular.

He grew a taint beard so he could do the amish bushwacker.

by zombiepinup January 1, 2012

Ghost Taint

The bothersome itch between the asshole and genetalia one cannot scratch away.

Man, no matter how hard I try, I can’t shake this Ghost Taint!
I sharted earlier and now I have wicked Ghost Taint!

by Mr. Bu Grundy June 16, 2010

Taint Focus

When you are eating out some slut, going between her asshole and her cooter, and you want to do a lil teasing. Get her even more worked up you focus only on her taint.

I was going down on this hottie working her like a champ, juices were flying. Going between her brown eye and va jj. Just to get even more in the mood I did the "taint focus" trick.

by Diggitty May 11, 2011