A crusty, rancid, solid or semi-solid deposit left usually on the front rim of a toilet seat. This is usually caused by a person who does not properly or adequately wash the space between their genitalia and anus (i.e. "taint") and, hence, the residue from said area is smeared across the seat and incubated (or "caked") onto the seat so badly that usually a vigorous scrubbing is needed to remove the viscous substance.
"Holy freaking God, Chris needs to wash his under-carriage. Just look at that taint cake he left on the seat."
by Crashmanshibby March 25, 2007
The section between a fat chicks stank clam and her taint. It generally is always sweaty and stank cause she has a hard time reaching those spots.
by killdtheone1 August 03, 2010
Tip To Taint
The measure of complete blow job success by way of complete inhalation of the entire throbbing male member.
I wasn’t quite sure she could handle it but I was pleasantly surprised when she took me tip to taint last night.
She was teasing my banjo string for a bit and the next thing I know she was going tip to taint like a fat kid eating candy.
The measure of complete blow job success by way of complete inhalation of the entire throbbing male member.
I wasn’t quite sure she could handle it but I was pleasantly surprised when she took me tip to taint last night.
She was teasing my banjo string for a bit and the next thing I know she was going tip to taint like a fat kid eating candy.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
An act where at the peak of an orgasm, the initiator of the orgasm, uses the 2nd knuckle of the middle finger( of the hand of thier choice) to rub the taint of the other person (or sometimes thier own taint) in a counter-clockwise circle, thus increasing the pleasure sensation immeasurably !
I would have gotten rid of her years ago but... she is the best Taint Knuckler I know. I would have gone out with Maggie Q but with such small hands her Taint Knuckling would leave me wanting so much more!
by The Dirty Geek February 16, 2011
A beard like tuft of hair that is located between ball sack and anus. The taint beard should rest well below the ball sack. A proper taint beard should be at least 1 to 2 inches below to allow proper viewing from all angles. The ball sack should also be groomed and maintained regularly. A taint beard is required for the infamous Amish Bushwhacker (See Amish Bushwhacker) and also for the Western variaion for the Amish Bushwhacker.
The womans face was irritiated by her husbands taint beard.
Captain Neckbeard grooms his taint beard on the regular.
He grew a taint beard so he could do the amish bushwacker.
Captain Neckbeard grooms his taint beard on the regular.
He grew a taint beard so he could do the amish bushwacker.
by zombiepinup December 30, 2011
Man, no matter how hard I try, I can’t shake this Ghost Taint!
I sharted earlier and now I have wicked Ghost Taint!
I sharted earlier and now I have wicked Ghost Taint!
by Mr. Bu Grundy June 15, 2010
The female version of the blumpkin: the act of tongue bathing a vagina while the lucky lady is dropping a duece.
"Dude, Keyvin gave his girl a tainted curtain last night!!"
"That tainted curtain was the greatest thing that ever happened to our relationship!"
"That tainted curtain was the greatest thing that ever happened to our relationship!"
by Caseman Korpulala May 12, 2006