Talk to Doug

Using the bathroom (#2). A spin on the words "taking a dump".

Can be used to discretely indicate you have to go to the bathroom. Can also be used to discretely, but accurately describe behavior or feeling regarding this.

"I'll be ready in a minute. I need to go talk to Doug real quick."
"Me and Doug haven't talked in a long time."
"Doug must have been mad at me yesterday the way he was yelling."
"I'll be right back, Doug is calling."
"Doug didn't have much to tell me this morning."

by Mikeypedia February 9, 2010

Careless talk

When someone speaks without sensitivity or regard for other peoples feelings who may be in the proximity.

Jamie meets a girl with a Purple dress at an elevator, he smiles and walks away. Later Jamie decides to look up the name of the girl and sends her an email which reads. "Sorry for staring at you earlier. It's just Purple is my favorite colour. Let me know when you decide to get the lift again and I will stare some more." - This could be seen by some as being an unwelcome email and a prime example where "Careless talk"was used.

by carebear01 October 22, 2013

Talking Booty

A booty so beautiful that it actually speaks to your soul. Commonly used in Italy.

Francesco: Hey look at that booty.
German: Oh yeah! She totally has a talking booty!

by Bitches di Mitch November 21, 2016

Blunt-Talk

To exaggerate or stretch reality and facts, as people tend to do after smoking a blunt.

Mike said that his shoe collection was worth $5,000 but I knew that, that was just blunt-talk because he only had 2 pairs of Converse and 3 pairs of Dunks.

by FBJ aka Baloo November 1, 2012

Beer talk

False enthusiasm created by a heightened sense of happiness from being inebriated.

Andrew: So bike ride Wednesday no bullshit?

Jake: Is that beer talk? lol

by D-Giggs November 4, 2015

Bit Talk

Having a conversation that is much smaller than small talk. It is usually about a sentence (or less) from one person and a one word response from the other.

Brandon- "Hey!"
Brett- "Hey!"

and they continue with their day.
(This is a small bit talk)

by TaCticAL October 27, 2012

Garden Talk

When you are talking and replace a word by using a fruit or vegetable name

Cortney:"Im going to go home,ill see you later."

Gabby:"Alright, peach out dont forget to use your banana(phone) and tuttifrutti(text) me, olive you."

Cortney:"Did you just garden talk me?"

Gabby:"Yam(yes)"

by Granny smithapple October 4, 2010