Exactly what it sounds like. Two guys running at each other with erections in hand. The first one to fall, loses. Similar in play to a game of chicken.
Billy and Jamie were trouser jousting at the party. Everyone thought Billy's would be bigger, but Jamie won!
by NotTallJ May 3, 2023
Get the trouser joustingmug. "Dots walked up to a bitty in Hoagie-Way, and pulled out his trouser hoagie, and smacked that nig in her face."
by Döts~ October 24, 2009
Get the Trouser Hoagiemug. A phrase used in conjunction with sporting failure under immense pressure, as if someone soiled themselves after being put to the test and failing miserably. It has originated from the man whom wore brown trousers for over 20 years of his life in Ballymena county Antrim. Needless to say he suffered from being under pressure during pool billiard games.
Person A: The pressure really affected him on that last shot.
Person B: No doubt, he did a Billy Brown Trousers.
Person B: No doubt, he did a Billy Brown Trousers.
by Scrooty mcboogerballs August 28, 2010
Get the Billy Brown Trousersmug. were a boy that tends to have a really fucking annoying selfie face wears the same trousers for atleast 4 weeks in a row.
by oafandahalf June 19, 2016
Get the same trousersmug. Loose fitting baggy trousers with the crotch reaching the knees. Prevalent amongst middle eastern men, muslims and Islamists, and Arabian Knights.
by maudibe July 8, 2016
Get the Bagdad Trousersmug. Derogatory term for Management or admin staff who spend most of their life sitting behind computers. Typical activity involves passing down edicts to the shop floor that normally involve measuring performance.
by Brian Elland November 21, 2023
Get the Trouser Polishermug. Wowzers-trousers, Flotsam invented the term Wowzers-trousers! And it wasn’t Doodles at all! He’s a stone cold genius
by Splunky January 29, 2024
Get the Wowzers-trousers!mug.