Traveling Chocolate-bars Salesman

To sell Chocolate, door to door to become rich enough, to take out a mom and her daughter on a date to Fancy restaurant under the sea in the Bikini Bottom.

Used in Sentence.

SpongeBob: Quick Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?

Patrick: Uhh...more time for thinking.

Sponge Bob: No, something real, an item, something you would pay for. Patrick: A chocolate bar?

Sponge Bob: That’s a great idea, Patrick! We’ll be TRAVELING CHOCOLATE-BARS SALESMAN.

by HeroicYoungLad October 5, 2017

Gullible's Travels

What Jonathon Swift's "pygmies and giants" book should really be named, since you'd have to be outrageously naive to actually believe any of the crap that he relates.

If it would be possible to find someone who genuinely thought that the "Gullible's Travels" book was based on true events, you could likely also get him to swallow two additional "fanfic" chapters wherein the book's narrator also was able to assume ownership of the Brooklyn Bridge and establish a homestead in the Florida swamplands.

by QuacksO April 10, 2022

Travel Dunk

Mixing your donut or bagel with coffee in your mouth while driving creates the dunking effect without spilling your coffee.

I was running late to work so I ate in my car and had to travel dunk my bagel so I wouldn't spill my coffee.

by BMAN2925 January 13, 2011

travellers toke

When your friend is too lazy to get up and grab the joint himself so it's passed through another friend who takes a toke for the effort

Why'd you hit my joint?
You were too monged to take it from Ming so i took a travellers toke and acted as the middleman

by 420manting August 19, 2018

essential travel

Travel that is important to your everyday life. Most commonly includes travel with activities such as surfing.

Surfing is important to me so it is essential travel.

by JT Surfer Dude 71 December 16, 2021

7/11 travellers Pie

A long, straight pie then sits perfectly in your hand and can be eaten on the go. You don’t need to stretch your mouth because the pie is already shaped perfectly to slide right in.

Lily: “look, a 7/11”
Ky: “oh my gosh, we should get a 7/11 travellers pie”
Both: *push hand toward mouth pretending they are already biting down into one*

by Alien blues January 21, 2022

ShopRite traveler

One who enjoys shopping at ShopRite and traveling all across Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Delaware and Maryland, especially for food to order.

The ShopRite traveler sure had a great time at the Mystic Aquarium!

by Ohio River East November 1, 2021