puff and toot

The act of getting a person so high that they agree to anal sex and afterwards fart while you are pulling out.

Krystal stopped by last night for a little puff and toot.

by Mathias Poundcake November 22, 2020

Toot Flute

The butthole, commonly referenced as it pertains to the act of farting

Man it stinks in here! Did someone play a few notes on the toot flute?

by crbrewski October 29, 2020

Toot and a Fart

the opposite of an arm and a leg. Something very inexpensive and cheap

That prostitute I bought lost night cost me a toot and a fart. Crazy cheap!

by Tweakgangonmcbaptweak January 5, 2021

toot-suit peter

The best black market decal in rocket league.

First guy: Yo what black markets do you have? Second guy: oh, I have toot-suit peter.

by uncle_J O N E S69420jim January 11, 2021

Tooted

Tooted is basically saying that she/or he is cute. just a cringe way of saying it. Sometimes you can say it as a joke or sometimes you can actually mean it, but most people take it hysterically.

Okayyy. She tooted!

by Love 💘🧸 January 26, 2021

Toot Beer

The act of letting your partner shart in your mouth while you're eating their ass.

Did you hear what Timmy did last night? He got a Toot Beer, I didn't know he was such a freak!

by homit March 13, 2021

Toot

A SECY EPIC SEXY SEXY SEXY EPIC SEXY WOMAN

toot

by IcyDaily March 31, 2021