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Ticket Number 50

Setting: Mcdonalds

James: "I think I will get that Ticket Number 50"

Mike: "Yea, I will go with the Angus Beef Burger too"
by hahhahahajjjjppppyoo May 1, 2010
mugGet the Ticket Number 50mug.
Something a person does or says which definitively proves that one is homosexual (gay marriage being legal in Vermont).
I wasn't certain, but that shirt just brought Greg a one way ticket to Burlington.
by Icepick Trotsky June 20, 2011
mugGet the One way ticket to Burlingtonmug.

Non-refundable Bus Ticket

The act of a man and woman having sex tied to a chair placed at the top of a staircase, and after climax, tipping themselves down the stairs. Often referred to as "buying" a non-refundable bus ticket.
John: "Hey man, how did you get that scar on your leg?"
Paul: "My girlfriend and I decided to try buying a non-refundable bus ticket."
John: "Ouch, dude."
by CRACKHEAD42 March 7, 2011
mugGet the Non-refundable Bus Ticketmug.

Wolfin/sellin wolf tickets

The bitch next door said my dog tried to attack her but I know she was sellin' tickets
by AmberLocs March 28, 2005
mugGet the Wolfin/sellin wolf ticketsmug.

Pig Shit and Tram Tickets

Used to describe the aroma of Pipe Tobacco, Ducados or Gitanes.
'Fuck me man, what the fuck is he smokin' Pig Shit and Tram Tickets'?
by MongyMax November 22, 2007
mugGet the Pig Shit and Tram Ticketsmug.

Don't bend my ticket

The act of leaving your concert ticket at home while forcing a car full of metal heads to drive out of the way, which could have been prevented if said ticket were placed in one's wallet.
Hey Noey, don't bend my ticket! I just want to see Into Eternity.
by Keith Gough March 24, 2005
mugGet the Don't bend my ticketmug.

pity ticket

A pity ticket is given out in an arcade. When you lose a game, the machine gives you a single ticket for trying. This is a pity ticket.
Wow, Steve totally sucks at Smokin' Token. He totally missed the target and got the single pity ticket for losing.

Geez, I'm really terrible at arcade games. I totally rock my 20 pity tickets! (after spending $50)
by TheDictionKing July 1, 2008
mugGet the pity ticketmug.

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