dirt on a flower

The phenomenon occurring when gorgeous, vibrant, total-package women engage in relationships with men who are beneath them either in attitude, appearance, or overall composure - from simpletons to the average guido douchebag. The abbreviated version is 'doaf.'

Tiger Woods is dirt on a flower (Elin Woods). Brad Pitt performed a real doaf move on Jennifer Aniston.

by John Doaf December 5, 2009

Flower Stick

A stick used in a form of juggling composed of a shaft covered with either tape or silicon with tassels on each end, usually includes plain hand sticks.

Wow! you've got some amazing skills with those flower sticks, Zoyo!

by Co-Ray January 23, 2009

Milk flower

Young gay lover, usually used by the subordinate male

Used in a sentence, such as "my succulent little milk flower"

by LogansDemiss July 11, 2017

Blooming flower

When a male pushes the head of his penis down into the shaft and keeps pinchning it down until the shaft almost disappears into the ball sack, then you let go and the penis blooms like a flower. Recommend only attempting when fully flacid.

Man my uncle did an amazing blooming flower last night after dinner, our whole family was so impressed.

by Loudeezy October 29, 2021

Flower Mashed

The reference to a tranny's pussy being plowed.

Ooo girl! I got my flower mashed last night!!!

by Tranny McHooker-face June 28, 2010

flower-dicked

Someone who asks permission to write on your skin, promises its a flower, then turns out to be a dick.

Dude, I just got flower-dicked by Carlos!

by EmilySunset February 27, 2015

mr flowers

best english teacher ever. he has a really big belly and loves in & out burgers. he has a lot of stamps and likes to sing and dance to anuel aa. he is also bald. just the best teacher.

mr flowers is so cool! he

by lmao lmao lmao December 23, 2021