Capitalist tennis

Where two tennis players start on an 'even footing', and the strongest player serves first. Each time the weakest player loses a game, they have to down a double gin & tonic, thus progressively getting weaker.

Maria and Michael played capitalist tennis yesterday, Maria ended up losing and was very drunk by the end!

by RandyRhoads84 June 4, 2024

Tennis

A sport were the players like to play with balls in more than one way

Tennis is Pretty cheap but if your committed you will need to buy a $30.00 pride flag

by Me647482 April 21, 2021

Oh my place where tennis balls are created

What tennis ball from BFDI says instead of 'Oh my God'

Oh my place where tennis balls are created! Its a wall teleporter!

by S0phzero February 23, 2024

Tennis Racket

Gyal with mad bunda

“Kevin look at that tennis racket”

by kteiner July 1, 2022

Tenacious Tennis Bennis

A somewhat unusual nickname for someone who may resemble a tennis ball. Bonus points for the tennis ball-like individual if they also are friends with someone who may resemble a golf ball, likes to invent things, and says "Awww, okay......." a lot. The individual receiving the nickname does not actually need to be tenacious, ironically.

Nickel: Whatcha doing here, Tenacious Tennis Bennis?
Tennis Ball: Horrendous nickname.
The OSC probably: doomed yaoi 😔

by HankBoiWasTaken May 23, 2025

The Dirty Tenni

The Dirty Tenni

When a bloke anally penetrates a woman with his penis whilst also vaginally penetrating her with his fist. Then proceeds to masturbate himself through the thin lining between the womans anus and vagina...

Nathan sat and watched as his wife received The Dirty Tenni from behind.

by Hill8illyBrenno September 1, 2022