Talking Chalk

To talk trash while maintaining a level of high intelligence

Bro 1: Bro, did you hear that other team talking chalk about us?
Bro 2: Bro, let them talk chalk, they are simple commoners.

by dtrain11 January 28, 2015

Crotch talk

When you are making love but the girl/guy is not reaching their high point, move your face to their crotch and gave it a little pep talk and then finish.

Howard and I were banging and I could reach it so he crotch talked me and I reached it!

by The bigg papa March 25, 2016

Talking to Bert

This phrase is commonly used to describe the means to jack-off, or as some say masturbate, as an excuse to doing something.

This term Bert comes from Master Bert, a member of Seasme Street. Which is also subliminal messaging.

Guy: Hey pal, why didn't you come hang out last night?
Pal: Oh sorry! I had an important phone call. I was talking to Bert.

You can also play with Bert, dance with Bert or pretty much do anything you can think of with him. Bert is basically another way of saying jacking off.

by macpolo11 July 22, 2011

Bit Talk

Having a conversation that is much smaller than small talk. It is usually about a sentence (or less) from one person and a one word response from the other.

Brandon- "Hey!"
Brett- "Hey!"

and they continue with their day.
(This is a small bit talk)

by TaCticAL October 27, 2012

Talking Booty

A booty so beautiful that it actually speaks to your soul. Commonly used in Italy.

Francesco: Hey look at that booty.
German: Oh yeah! She totally has a talking booty!

by Bitches di Mitch November 21, 2016

Booze talking

Booze talking is when you and someone else are heavily intoxicated and act like your best friends when you really dont even know each other. You'll also probably try to set up plans to hang out either the following day or next weekend but chances are you wont speak again unless its booze talk.

Bob: "Yoooo man we should totally chill and get high dude!"

Fred: "Yeah man hit me up!"

Booze talking.

by Hobaninho April 4, 2012

Garden Talk

When you are talking and replace a word by using a fruit or vegetable name

Cortney:"Im going to go home,ill see you later."

Gabby:"Alright, peach out dont forget to use your banana(phone) and tuttifrutti(text) me, olive you."

Cortney:"Did you just garden talk me?"

Gabby:"Yam(yes)"

by Granny smithapple October 4, 2010