Nonsensical statements. From the Casey Anthony trial. These include irrational statements as well as hallucination-like remarks about things that do not exist.
by vanreign November 13, 2011

This phrase is commonly used to describe the means to jack-off, or as some say masturbate, as an excuse to doing something.
This term Bert comes from Master Bert, a member of Seasme Street. Which is also subliminal messaging.
This term Bert comes from Master Bert, a member of Seasme Street. Which is also subliminal messaging.
Guy: Hey pal, why didn't you come hang out last night?
Pal: Oh sorry! I had an important phone call. I was talking to Bert.
You can also play with Bert, dance with Bert or pretty much do anything you can think of with him. Bert is basically another way of saying jacking off.
Pal: Oh sorry! I had an important phone call. I was talking to Bert.
You can also play with Bert, dance with Bert or pretty much do anything you can think of with him. Bert is basically another way of saying jacking off.
by macpolo11 July 22, 2011

When someone speaks without sensitivity or regard for other peoples feelings who may be in the proximity.
Jamie meets a girl with a Purple dress at an elevator, he smiles and walks away. Later Jamie decides to look up the name of the girl and sends her an email which reads. "Sorry for staring at you earlier. It's just Purple is my favorite colour. Let me know when you decide to get the lift again and I will stare some more." - This could be seen by some as being an unwelcome email and a prime example where "Careless talk"was used.
by carebear01 October 22, 2013

when one speaks a collection of words each being completely irrelvant to the last and having no correlation in the sentences they make but are simply the immediate reaction to the word they just said and repeat in a continuous random cycle. Usually performed while blazed.
More simply: you say a word you think sounds cool or is in your head and just immediatly say the next word to come to your head
More simply: you say a word you think sounds cool or is in your head and just immediatly say the next word to come to your head
Chris had some trippy nothing talk last night he was like "pencils in my lap falling from the sky then up to the groud all around in a cycle you see with the cell phones dancing in the polyurethane protective eyeware that drips from the sun frollicking with the mischevious actions achieving the great impossible desperation from under my chair that i tie into a knot and swing it around my arms, not too tight, but like an orange peel collapsing from beneath my soul"
by patjc April 2, 2008

Trump Talk - Communicating in the style of Donald Trump and described as thoroughly counter productive, unbelievable and outrageous. Communication that generally contain one or more of the following purpose driven communications strategies: inability to directly answer questions, non-fiction based/unsubstantiated/false content, jibberish, inappropriate/insulting retalitory attacks, grandiose ego driven delusional self apraisals, inability to demonstrate emotional maturity, nonsense and avoidance tactics.
Trump Talk "My IQ is one of the highest and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault." -Donald Trump
by Jane Doe USA January 18, 2017

Cortney:"Im going to go home,ill see you later."
Gabby:"Alright, peach out dont forget to use your banana(phone) and tuttifrutti(text) me, olive you."
Cortney:"Did you just garden talk me?"
Gabby:"Yam(yes)"
Gabby:"Alright, peach out dont forget to use your banana(phone) and tuttifrutti(text) me, olive you."
Cortney:"Did you just garden talk me?"
Gabby:"Yam(yes)"
by Granny smithapple October 4, 2010

Having a conversation that is much smaller than small talk. It is usually about a sentence (or less) from one person and a one word response from the other.
by TaCticAL October 27, 2012
