sweaty bed monkey

Your boyfriend after a particularly energetic bout of love making.

My sweaty bed monkey took me to dinner first.

by Iwan October 25, 2009

Sweaty Man Titty

Caused when a man with a man boob does some form of activity that causes his man assets to sweat up.

"I went for a jog this morning and my man boobs starting sweating! I need to shower now as I have sweaty man titty".

by manboobzzz September 24, 2011

Sweaty Pool Boy

alcoholic shot.
1/3 rumplemintz
1/3 jim beam
1/3 vanilla vodka

You: Man I am going to get you a sweaty pool boy.
Them: Oh ok, what's in it?
You: just think of what a sweaty pool boy would taste like.

by Kaph March 26, 2010

sweaty ass fuck

when a woman or a man get fucked so hard in the ass it sweats

I had sweaty ass fuck last night because I fucked her so hard

by jumping tree October 27, 2007

Sweaty Nuts Reed

A condition caused by going out in public in the absence of pants, or by wearing your pants on inapproriate places of your body.

"He pulled a sweaty nuts reed by going naked on the hot summer day"

by Im_Hammered_Get_Down February 12, 2009

It's called history, sweaty

A phrase employed to point out the extremely obvious, off a memorable, widely shared Twitter exchange about Jesus writing the Bible. The misspelling of "sweetie" as "sweaty" lends it a perfect killer twist. A more ironic, in-the-know version of "duh," usually pronounced with dripping sarcasm.

World War Two was fought in Antarctica?
It's called history, sweaty, look it up.

Johnny is crushing on Perkins? I don't believe it!
It's called history, sweaty!

by Creed Cur June 7, 2021

Sweaty F Tard

Translates to "Sweaty Fuck Tard". Refers to an individual who produces an amount of sweat which is more than considered to be normal. Signs of a Sweaty F Tard will usually be noticeable sweat patches on the back, under the tits, face and underarms.

Look at that Sweaty F Tard. He' so sweaty.

by Captain McAwesome Junior November 14, 2010