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Ipswich Grammar School is an independent, non-denominational, day and boarding school for boys, located in Ipswich, a city situated on the Bremer River in South East Queensland, Australia. The school is sited on the eponymous Grammar School Hill, with its original buildings occupying the crown of the hill. Ipswich Grammar School teachers are usually young, attractive women as the munted headmaster likes to have multiple mistresses around at all times. There is also a boarding dog named Broxy at Ipswich Grammar School whom multiple boarders are rumored to have fucked.
Aw, look at that poor Ipswich Grammar School (IGS) boy.

My son goes to IGS.

We have a game against Ipswich this Saturday.

Yeah I go to IGS, I mean Ipswich Grammar School, yeah the shit hole.
by Sacoriah August 25, 2021
mugGet the Ipswich Grammar School (IGS)mug.

Oakwood Park Grammar School

Broke shithole that spend all their money on doors, stairs and a flagpole. Bike robbed by wannabe pikeys who ride around in L plate motorbikes. Headteacher done for liking a porn tweet (blamed it on Russian hackers). Located next to two other shitholes and a dodgy Londis that sells alcohol to year 8's.
Valentino: "did you know I go to Oakwood Park Grammar School" Callum: "oh no not that shithole"
by Harvey lee November 16, 2021
mugGet the Oakwood Park Grammar Schoolmug.

Brisbane Grammar School

Brisbane Grammar School is an independent, non-denominational, day and boarding school for boys, located in Spring Hill, an inner suburb of Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. It is the oldest secondary boys school in Brisbane. Some of the Brisbane Grammar School Buildings are listed on the Queensland Heritage Register. The school is famously the best at academic performance in the state, only matching with its rival school, St Joseph's College, Gregory Terrace, which happens to be on the same street. Its sister school, Brisbane Girls Grammar School, is directly next to Brisbane Grammar. Brisbane Grammar is also part of the Greater Public Schools system. A system of Queensland's most elite boys schools (excluding Brisbane State High School (BSHS), which is co-educational). Brisbane Grammar School is also the most expensive school in the state, and the 10th most expensive in the country, with fees starting at around $30,000, as of 2018.
Yeah I go to BGS

I just got a scholarship from Brisbane Grammar School!
by That Scoalable Guy November 29, 2018
mugGet the Brisbane Grammar Schoolmug.
This is an old school, in the heart of Herts. Just off of the M25.
The pupil are all dons, and not to be messed with.
They are all fucking tanks and no man can touch them.
Close rivals, MT's (Merchant Taylors School) are full of a bunch of pricks who think they are hard doing drugs cos they've got daddies money.
However, any one with some sense wouldn't go near these fuckwits and just hang with the badmen that are WGSB!!
Man1: Have you heard of Watford Grammar School For Boys?
Man2: Yes, they are the biggest gangstaz around.
by TheWatfordMassive October 4, 2010
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Wannabe Grammar Nazi

A type of internet troll who goes all Grammar Nazi on their victims whenever they mispronounce or mispell a word or phrase.
"Look at that douchebag type, what is he?"

"A Wannabe Grammar Nazi."
by MM132 August 12, 2012
mugGet the Wannabe Grammar Nazimug.

Dartford Grammar School

A SCHOOL THAT IS CONSIDERED THE BEST AND HAS ELITE TEACHERS
WHATS THE BEST SCHOOL ON EARTH

ITS DARTFORD GRAMMAR SCHOOL !!!!!!
~~~ADESHOLA~~~~
by Mark Angel January 19, 2020
mugGet the Dartford Grammar Schoolmug.
This school never actually came out the other end of ww2. If you are a student here then I’m sure u have heard about the ww2 tunnels and the book “a school girls war” about a million times. Most of the money that mggs gets goes towards building a ww2 tunnel reception, which let’s be honest no one needs. 90% of people at mggs are pricks that are constantly trying to get attention. The other 10% don’t actually come to school. However if u are in that 10% good luck because the headteacher will most likely email u 500 times to get u to come to school before you are brutally murdered. If u have just done ur 11+ do not come here u will regret it for the rest of your life but also don’t go to invicta because that is even worse.
by Whyischeesetasty February 28, 2023
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