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When your in a crazy situation and everything mad, you can say "Well this is like strapping my penis to a tornado!"
You: wow this is awesome!

Me: its like strapping my penis to a tornado!

You: thats so true!
by SamLikesMelon September 14, 2012
mugGet the Its like strapping my penis to a tornado!mug.
"I done been having had the strap" is used to explain the length of time you been having had the strap
"Bro how long u done had that?"
"Nigguh i done been having had the strap for a while now"
"damn bro"
by Idonebeenhavinghadthestrap February 14, 2022
mugGet the I done been having had the strapmug.

I'd strap on 16 a mile away

An indication of disgust toward, or warning against hooking up with a particularly disgusting slut. She is so gross that upon seeing her and/or learning about her numerous sexual partners, you feel it's only safe to strap up with at least sixteen rubbers and stay a mile away from her pussy or more at all times to avoid getting a severe case of VD.
Tom: Dude! I think I'm gonna score with Kendra at Mike's party tonight, can't wait to hit that shit raw!

Jerry: You gotta be fuckin' kidding me. Oh well, have fun getting sloppy thirds 20 minutes after the party starts. I'd strap on 16 a mile away.
by dappad May 10, 2010
mugGet the I'd strap on 16 a mile awaymug.
literally referring to what Abraham Lincoln (read a few law books he found in a junk barrel, then became a lawyer and later President of The United States and Booker T Washington (learned to read and write as a black apprentice sailor) actually did, this term means:

to legally work, or rather legally to nigger, one's way up the social ladder of one's society in one's zeitgeist using nothing but one's own blood, sweat, toil, common sense, education and street-smarts
son: I don't understand how Abraham Lincoln legally achieved what he did. He was born on a bloody farm.

father: Jordan, just stop blabbering and learn the meaning of the phrase to pull yourself up by your boot straps and you'll do just as well. Now good night.
by Sexydimma May 18, 2012
mugGet the pull yourself up by your boot strapsmug.
can be said at the end of a sentence to make you sound more confident

Created by Jack Walter and 50 Cent
Eminem is the best rapper, get tha strap ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ซโ€ผ๏ธ
by shfjdshjrksn April 15, 2019
mugGet the get tha strap ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ซโ€ผ๏ธmug.

Strap struck

Person 1 : I honestly think I've found the one.
Person 2: you met her two days ago. You had sex for the first time yesterday. Ya just strap struck
by Jaikai March 25, 2021
mugGet the Strap struckmug.

Chattanooga Chin Strap

When one ejaculates sperm onto another ones chin.
Betty would prefer a Chattanooga Chin Strap than a Pearl Necklace any day of the week.
by ChanceTR August 14, 2015
mugGet the Chattanooga Chin Strapmug.

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