statiosexual

A form of sexual orientation characterized by a strong attraction to inanimate objects.

I sure wish they would legalize statiosexual marriage so I could marry my toaster.

by Abigail Lemonparty July 16, 2015

Statistical anomaly

An extremely rare occurrence.

Jody is a statistical anomaly because despite how he is "that guy", who is gorgeous, smart, funny and successful, he has not found the right girl. It is a statistical anomaly that he would be single given how perfect he is.

by SAMSAM8999 March 14, 2018

Static Negativity

When you experience a situation where someone speaks with a slight heart every time they open their mouth, and your eyes automatically fade into the background.

“...the other day I was reading a post from someone on Facebook, and I immediately fell into an anxious state because there was so much static negativity bouncing off of their words”

by Blah Blah Blahnick December 20, 2018

Stationerophile

A person whose love for random stationery goes beyond explanation.

Mmmm my girlfriend is a stationerophile

by crash_overdrive March 1, 2020

Stationeromaniac

A person whose love for random stationery is beyond explanation!

What good is a boyfriend if he doesnt fulfills his girlfriends stationeromaniac tendencies?

by crash_overdrive March 1, 2020

Stationery Plug

Artists' favourite stationery shop.

Delivers art supplies on time because we know you can't stay away from them for long.

Never gets tired of your questions. Ask us anything about art supplies.

Empowering every young artist to believe in themselves.

My order from Stationery Plug is arriving today.

by Stationery Plug November 23, 2021

statical

an adjective which describes a person who cannot do many things but is very good at doing the few things they can

wow, you are so statical

by Card houses December 21, 2021