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stalkenator

Someone who no matter how many times you tell them he/she will not get the hint. The ultimate stalker.
Anthony Sardinas is the STALKENATOR!
by The Best Period!!! March 30, 2010
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Stalker

What every kid thinks of another when a peer says hi in the halls. . . it's said WAY too much, and its stupid, because stalking is a serious issue, and its friggin scary as hell. So I've seen in the news & on TV shows.

Actually, it is when a male or female, of any age, becomes fixed on a certain person or group, usually an individual, though. They do anything associated with this person; buying items the victim owns, watching them/following them, attempting contact through technology (phones, internet, xbox, etc.), and many more ways. The stalker wants to know everything possible about the person, so they do their research. Once they really 'grow' on the person (getting used to looks & habits), when change is made, they either become hostile or move on to a different target. Stalking can take place in any environment, any age, and for a long period of time, or in opposite, a very short time. Not all cases of stalking have murderous or sexual purposes, most cases have no motive at all. Stereotypically, the stalker may be an ex-partner of the victim. Underage stalking has an even bigger punishment . ..
~Brother: Maddie, dude your such a stalker! Poor Justin Bieber...

-8 year old sister: Nuh uh! You liarrr!

~Brother: Must we review what happened after the concert three months ago? Yes, I believe we do; you hid in his bathroom, waited until he finished his CD signing. Then you popped out of the shower as he was dropping a shit? That wasn't cool...

-8 year old sister: I am not! He's just wicked hot, and I want to marry him, and I want him to take my virginity away!:D

~Brother: o.O
by Kingfishahh(; December 28, 2010
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Korn Stalker

Mid-West Boogeyman. A specter: A Creeper
If you kids don't clean your room, the Korn Stalker will come for you!
by Miskclan October 14, 2011
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stalker

-what ex girflfriends do during the flollowin 6 months after ending a relationship
-what facebook, myspace and all that shit promote (being a)
1: dude, caroline totally fucked up my dating plan with jessica...she said she was still my gf
2: men, she really is a psycho-ass-stalker
by Puhercules August 6, 2009
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stalker mom

A play on "soccer mom" -- a mom who has become obsessed with "friending" her kids' friends on Facebook, and who compulsively checks and comments on their status updates.
Your mom's constantly stalking my Facebook -- she's a total stalker mom!"
by crewkalicious September 1, 2009
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Stall Stalker

1) Defined as an asshole who thinks it would be funny to take a massive shit in a public stall and then not flush. The aforementioned "asshole" waits at the sink to see the reaction of the next person who walks into the stall.
"Hey Mick, do you see that dude at the sink?"

"Yeah, what about him?"

"He's a total stall stalker, look at him, he keeps looking to see who goes in next"

"Wow. What an asshole".
by Public Informer #1 February 8, 2009
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jerk off stalefish

If you think of the skateboarding move "stalefish" where you reach behind your legs, and grab your board this manouver is adapted into masturbation.
Go jerk off stalefish!!!

Person 1. "Whys he taking so long?"
Person 2. "I dunno, he's probably jerking off stalefish"
by Paul "Himself" August 10, 2006
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