someone who has a drive and passion for sports but also loves their asshole eaten out. most likely a guy, exploring his true sexually .
by passionate77 November 19, 2019

an alternative (mostly European) name for the musical genre commonly known as Nu Metal, referring to the performers' affinity for athletic wear (hats, jerseys, etc.) and the music's prominence in sports video games and broadcasts.
(European accent) I'm getting really into sports metal. I just discovered this band called Limp Bizkit, have you heard of them?
by realartax August 16, 2023

The art of going to fancy restaurants with outdoor patio areas, and competitively choosing the best seat for yourself and a group of others, taking into account aspects such as direction of the sun, best view, exact wind direction, and distance from servers to get fastest service.
The sport becomes competitive as the participant competes to stay drinking fine wine the longest, and people 40 years or older who compete have been known to engage in combat to secure a table.
The sport becomes competitive as the participant competes to stay drinking fine wine the longest, and people 40 years or older who compete have been known to engage in combat to secure a table.
Jacqui is out doing some patio sports downtown. Hopefully this time there won’t be as many casualties from her fighting for the perfect table.
by Zytopian July 14, 2023

A predominantly competitive (comparison or self-evaluative) activity within which the participant is subjected to natural or unusual physical demands. Moreover, an unsuccessful outcome is likely to result in the injury or fatality of the participant, in contrast to non-extreme sport. -Cohen, Baluch and Duffy
by Cohen, Baluch and Duffy 2018 October 31, 2018

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by Kirimia April 12, 2020

A sports fan who roots for two teams in the same sport and has no real alliance to each of those teams.
Laurie cheered for the New York Yankees and the Los Angeles Dodgers during the 2013 major league baseball season. Being the sports bigamist she is, she hoped that both teams would make it to the world series so she'd win no matter the result.
by Heisman79th April 17, 2014
