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sport hump

Junk-rubbing, i.e. sport-humping.
by hydroponics May 21, 2003
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Sports Lag

Similar to Jet Lag, Sports Lag is that fatigue you feel after staying up late to watch the game on tv.
Joe: Dude,why are you so sleepy, it's 10am and you have a meeting.

Dude: Ah man, I got Sports Lag from watching Monday Night Football.
by PeterPo October 22, 2009
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Patio Sports

The art of going to fancy restaurants with outdoor patio areas, and competitively choosing the best seat for yourself and a group of others, taking into account aspects such as direction of the sun, best view, exact wind direction, and distance from servers to get fastest service.
The sport becomes competitive as the participant competes to stay drinking fine wine the longest, and people 40 years or older who compete have been known to engage in combat to secure a table.
Jacqui is out doing some patio sports downtown. Hopefully this time there won’t be as many casualties from her fighting for the perfect table.
by Zytopian July 14, 2023
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sports bigamist

A sports fan who roots for two teams in the same sport and has no real alliance to each of those teams.
Laurie cheered for the New York Yankees and the Los Angeles Dodgers during the 2013 major league baseball season. Being the sports bigamist she is, she hoped that both teams would make it to the world series so she'd win no matter the result.
by Heisman79th April 17, 2014
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A Sports Lorry

The most cringe twitch streamer to ever exist.
ASL has cos-played as Memulous in the past
Your being such an A Sports Lorry
by Help me ples June 7, 2021
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Sports Liberal

A LeBron supporter who disresgards understanding the basis and goal of sports.
by Mandingos Mudflapage May 25, 2021
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Extreme Sport

A predominantly competitive (comparison or self-evaluative) activity within which the participant is subjected to natural or unusual physical demands. Moreover, an unsuccessful outcome is likely to result in the injury or fatality of the participant, in contrast to non-extreme sport. -Cohen, Baluch and Duffy
Base Jumping is an extreme sport which is very dangerous and risky though very exciting .
by Cohen, Baluch and Duffy 2018 October 31, 2018
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