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sponge bobber

stupid IDIOT show for BABIES that only TODDLERS would ENJOY.
by smart smella April 18, 2022
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SpongeBob Moment

SpongeBob: Im going to commit various crimes
Person1: SpongeBob Moment!
by SpongeBlokeBritishPants May 17, 2022
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Spongebob Disease

It is a very very funny and dangerous disease this disease makes you into spongebob! IF YOU LOVE SPONGEBOB YOU GET SPONGEBOB DISEASE!!!!! so dont make your children watch spongebob for a long time or else it will happen and your child will turn into spongebob there is no cure and its not coming back and if you survive it it will be 1% chance to hard very very scary and if you survived there will be some side effects you will be yellow forever and you are more thirty than before because you became a sea sponge human but yea dont watch spongebob.
Example
1. Hey fred dont watch spongebob it gives you Spongebob Disease!
2. my brother turn into spongebob because he got infected by the Spongebob Disease!
by ChildEater6964202121 March 1, 2023
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morale sponge

An expression widely used within the military to describe a person who, by their input or presence, have the ability to suck all the fun out of a particular task or situation.
"I used to enjoy being on nights, but recently it's been such a drag because I've been on with Danny, he's a total morale sponge."
by dlc671 April 3, 2009
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Sports Sponge

A variety of couch potato. Namely, a guy who spends all of his free time sitting/lying around and soaking up sports information (stats, possible trades, etc.), often, though certainly not always, while drinking beers. Often such characters have a hostile, macho attitude, making them less agreeable than the average couch potato. Very common in the northeast USA, and USA in general.
Steve is a sports sponge. He spends all his free time watching sports, watching ESPN, and drinking beer.
by ANGRYMOTHERFUCKER December 9, 2010
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Vagina Sponge

slang term used to describe tampon

or used to describe a guy who gets a lot of women
Julie - "can you pass me a tampon hunny?"

Dan - "you mean a Vagina Sponge."

John - "did you see that dude? he has 3 girls hanging off him."

Jeff - "dude, he's a total vagina sponge."
by jmd1993 May 18, 2013
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Clunge Sponge

Betty had to put in a clunge sponge as she just came on her period in the middle of town.
by BUM BOIL March 5, 2015
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