SpongeBob Guy

Seriously guys what the actual fuck is the ACTUAL deal with the SpongeBob guy? I really can't wrap my fucking head around it. Aside from critical fat cock theory there is NO REASONABLE EXPLANATION FOR THAT SHIT! Stop making videos about it. Get that shit out of my sight. I couldn't possibly be more upset about this. You have all collectively failed me.

Hym "Seriously, this fucking SpongeBob Guy shit is really getting me. No amount of cleaning my fucking room is going to convert into banging Arianna Grande.... BUT... Being in a SpongeBob musical does... I mean... It TECHNICALLY makes me RIGHT AGAIN (Because bitches love SpongeBob)... But this is my single most hollow victory... I was right... But at what cost? I might actually welcome the lobotomy at this point. We've left absurdity altogether and shifted into insanity. She has to be doing that on purpose. She knows who I am. She knew it would make headlines. An entirely calculated decision. She's trying to ruin 'being right' for me. The ONLY THING I ENJOY and she fucking ruined it. God damn you.... MMMM!"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

spongebobbing

running around dressed as spongebob

"Alright I need to stop spongebobbing"

by blur7777 June 16, 2020

SpongeBob Airpod Case

SpongeBob Airpod Case lmao

nice SpongeBob Airpod Case bro
thanks
lmao

by SpongeBob Airpod case June 18, 2022

SpongeBob's Day

Spongebob's birthday: July Fourteenth

Guy: are you going to celebrate SpongeBob's Day?
Guy 2: No, are you?
Guy: Yes, I am.

by Oslemen May 28, 2023

spongebob syndrome

When a TV show gets so bigger that new episodes are made regardless if they are wanted or necessary

They are turning that movie into a show, I hope it doesn't get spongebob syndrome

by the right track February 27, 2024

Spongebob Syndrome

Typically a character in media who shows every sign of being gay, but turns out to be straight.

The term "Spongebob Syndrome" coming from the fact that Spongebob himself has married Sandy the Squirrel canonically, despite being assumed gay. (writers even attempting to correct this later on.)

Important to note that Spongebob Syndrome does not apply to characters like James from Pokémon, as he's believed to be bisexual.

Hey dude, remember that character from that one TV show? The one who flirted with pretty much every guy he ran into? He has Spongebob Syndrome, he isn't gay, he's dating a woman!

by Broboiii June 24, 2024

Spongebobing

Inserting your penis inside all his holes and cumming

I’m gonna spongebobing

by Grady’s small penis October 02, 2018