sports fag

someone who has a drive and passion for sports but also loves their asshole eaten out. most likely a guy, exploring his true sexually .

oh damn did you hear about tyler apparently he loves when a girl eats his ass wow what a sports fag

by passionate77 November 19, 2019

Sports Liberal

A LeBron supporter who disresgards understanding the basis and goal of sports.

Jacob is a Sports Liberal

by Mandingos Mudflapage May 25, 2021

ground sports

The act of manipulating your genitalia to mimic a sport.

Shane made his balls fit into his asshole, he's really good at ground sports!

by Justin Inches August 26, 2015

national sport

Something that all citizens relugiously engage in with a competitive pation

In the Seventies and Eightees, corruption used to be the National Sport of Brazil

by Kirimia April 12, 2020

Sports Lag

Similar to Jet Lag, Sports Lag is that fatigue you feel after staying up late to watch the game on tv.

Joe: Dude,why are you so sleepy, it's 10am and you have a meeting.

Dude: Ah man, I got Sports Lag from watching Monday Night Football.

by PeterPo October 22, 2009

A Sports Lorry

The most cringe twitch streamer to ever exist.
ASL has cos-played as Memulous in the past

Your being such an A Sports Lorry

by Help me ples June 7, 2021

sports bigamist

A sports fan who roots for two teams in the same sport and has no real alliance to each of those teams.

Laurie cheered for the New York Yankees and the Los Angeles Dodgers during the 2013 major league baseball season. Being the sports bigamist she is, she hoped that both teams would make it to the world series so she'd win no matter the result.

by Heisman79th April 17, 2014