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The Midwest American Slacking Toad, also referred to by some cultures as "Battletoad" and "B-Toad" in others can usually be found in it's natural habitat on "the couch". As it sits there, the heart rate of the toad lowers, enabling it to sit there and watch television for up to twenty hours without any movement what-so-ever.

There are no known female specimens of the Midwest American Slacking Toad which leads leading scientists to believe that the Midwest American Slacking Toad is asexual. Odds of reproduction are slim to none. The species is inevitably doomed.

The diet of this particular slacking toad consists 90% of various potato chips and the other 10% is mainly hot pockets, insects and a few small birds. The beverage of choice is none other than Dr. Pepper and is usually consumed two liters at a time.

Despite this fact, the Midwest American Slacking Toad dips the cheapest smokeless tobacco and spits it into the for mentioned Dr. Pepper bottles creating potential threats for unsuspecting organisms.

The language of the Midwest American Slacking Toad is known as none.

This toad is solitary. Communication is virtually non-existent. Social interaction is always awkward at best.

A study has recently been organized to research the Slacking Toad in more depth.

Alternative Names:

The B of T's, Toader, Toadski, El Toaderino, The Toad of Battle, Combat Frog, Amphibious Combatant, Battle Chode, Toad-hair, B-Teasly
What is that Midwest American Slacking Toad doing on your couch?
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I'm just snacking

What you say when your man texts you asking what you doing when you sucking another nigga's dick
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Me:I'm just snacking *hits send after swallowing his best friend's seed
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When two adult males sit around gossiping like a couple of Junior High School girls. Can sometimes be accompanied by giggling.
I wonder if G. Bush and D. Cheney drink diet soda while panty smacking about how cute Brad Pitt was on the cover of Teen Magazine.
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spanking

A description of remarkable high quality and style; implying significant gratification to be had from the described object.

Taken and enhanced from the old fashioned version meaning "very" - (i.e. "Brand Spanking New") and combining it with the sexual nature of the act of spanking - there is an erotic edge to this word.
As if that which you are describing will give you some form of sexual pleasure, either express or implied.
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When the flat earth reality is presented to and argued for unexpectedly causing cognitive dissonance and triggering a globe earth defense response or generally condition of shock. Being slapped in the face unexpectedly with the truth that you have been lied to and tricked into believing you are living on a sphere that is revolving and rotating through space.
The other night at the party I gave Fred a good flat smacking with the truth that water can not curve therefore the earth must be flat; it pissed him off.
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a sick ass person thats is a product of a sicker person like a person that is not sick that hangs around with a person that is sick will be come a sickling
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Sacking

A drinking game played between men in which the object of the game is to take out your testicles, and have the opponent look at them. Doing so will mean the opponent owes u either a beer to chug, or a shot of hard liquor. Once sack wars are declared, then sacking (the act of pulling out one's sack) is fair game at any time for the rest of your life, until a player surrenders due to emotional trauma for seeing so much ballsack. The drinks owed will tally, and the sacker (the one who sacks you) can make the sackee (the one who sees sack) drink them at any time. WARNING: some will take this game way too far when introduced, even sacking females, and may cause you to surrender so beware. Last but not least, there is a special type of sacking called the goat, in which the sacker tucks his balls between his ass cheeks, and bends over so you see it from behind. This rare maneuver is worth two drinks.
sacking is for all genders, bitch
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