Soft Knobber

Giving a blow job aka knobber to a dude with a flaccid penis.

I had the worst whiskey dick last night so she gave me an incredible soft knobber.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

soft jam

When a male fails to achieve a full erection. As a result the male attempts penetration while "semi-soft".

Dude I couldn't get it up, so I ended up soft jamming her for most of the night.
God, she was so busted I could only manage to try and soft jam her.

by Renob1984 February 01, 2014

soft boner

When the males penis enlarges but failes to become "hard".

"Yo dude me and Jackie were gonna hit it off last night but I just kept getting soft boners!"

by UrbanDoctor69 January 04, 2017

Soft Cash

A woman repaying her debt to a male person by having sex with him.

Michelle repaid John with soft cash after he lend her $60 last week.

by fummy July 23, 2015

Soft lad

Thomas McCarthy

- Lack of block work

- treats women with respect

McCarthy’s a fierce soft lad around the women needs hand cream because of his lack of block work

by Timnagle July 30, 2019

Soft Life

Can either refer to a lifestyle or a period in your life where you're generally (but not entirely) stress-free and have minimal obligations to meet. Often involves engaging in healthy routines, hobbies and personal passions.

When you live the soft life, you're at the top of the Maslow's hierarchy of needs pyramid, which can either be the result of being affluent or under special circumstances that allows one to flourish (see example below).

I was living the soft life back in 2020 and 2021. While covid was a major stressor to many people's lives, the combination of remote schooling + lighter course load + job layoffs + gov't money (e.g. stimulus checks, CERB) resulted in a relatively stress-free lifestyle, where I could concentrate more on my passions (music & photography) and less on studying or working. Minute stressors still existed, but in the grand scheme of things, it was a calm and carefree life that lasted for two years.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 23, 2023

soft pear

When a girl reaches for a virgins penis and it ejaculates while still soft. Known as a soft pear for its squishiness and juicy texture.

"Hey John, give me your dick!"
"Ok, Betty! I am so excited, I am such a virgin!"
*reaches for dick*
*cums*
"Oh no, I have soft peared!"

"God you fucking virgin"

by gannik June 20, 2017