Tolstoy's Snowball

An entity that will survive longer if attacked than if left alone. Reference to Tolstoy's comment in War and Peace that a snowball will stick together as it melts on a stove when it would fall apart if left alone. Lesser known cousin of Chekov's Gun.
Bro #1: Bro, do you want to prank our rival team before the big game?
Bro #2: Nah bro, did you hear them arguing after that last practice? They're Tolstoy's Snowball - they'll play way worse if they don't have us to focus on.

Bro #1: That's wise bro.
by Crazy cow May 09, 2025
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indoor snowball

A cup filled with hard boiled eggs that are eaten whilst playing Rollerblade Racer on an NES
Hey Jean, pass the cup of "indoor snowballs" I'm hungry
by Throw your Shoe March 08, 2014
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Texas Snowball

When a guy shoots his cum into someone’s ass then sucks it out and kisses them, exchanging the load to the other persons mouth.
Nasty! He gave her a Texas snowball last night! That’s why both of them have shitty smelling breath today.
by Ghaleon81 October 23, 2019
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Snowballism

Pertaining to an outrageous emoji character who spreads winter holiday joy with strange and novel gifts for all.
Gina- "Hey did you here about snowballism?"
Tracey- "Is that actually real?"
by snowballish October 19, 2022
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Amish snowball

When she sucks off the horse and spits the horse cum down your throat
Phil just couldn't believe she gave him an Amish Snowball with their horse
by Fatwanker October 23, 2023
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Snowball Quesadilla

When a Caucasian(Snow Bunny) male slathers his testicles with topical analgesic (preferably icy hot) and urges it through the crevasse of a latino mans buttocks (the quesadilla) creating a soon to be not so cooling sensation that later becomes a fierce burning nightmare ,summing up both parties in the end.

When preformed with anyone of asian heritage it becomes a Tiger Balm
The Border patrol guard was enveloped in dusty mystery of what would soon unfold from the detention centers kitchen after last nights Snowball Quesadilla debuted on the secret menu .
by Dewie Decimale January 29, 2018
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The Dirty Snowball

The sexual act of getting a girl to blow coke in your ass then eat it out.
This girl was so kinky, she gave me The Dirty Snowball!
by MuffdiveSupreme November 06, 2023
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