YouTube Smart

Folks on the internet who think they've become expert on something by watching a few YouTube videos, but have no actual knowledge, experience, or critical thinking skills of their own, ESPECIALLY when they reject "traditional" bodies of knowledge or schooling in favor of the long, rambling videos to which they've become addicted.

You can't - and I cannot stress this enough, CANNOT - win an argument with someone that is "YouTube smart".

Example exclamations from this crowd include:

Flat Earther: "At least she is smart enough to know that 5 gallons of water can't spin on a basketball at 1000 mph" and "It's called atmospheric refraction. Research Flat Earth"

Delusional Tightwad: "I'm a sovereign citizen, you have no right to impound my car or arrest me - hey, hey, ow! Let me GO, ow OW!"

And any of: "Alex Jones said fill in ridiculous claims here shouted in an angry, gravelly voice before trying to sell you vitamins!"
Dude, seriously, give up ... Dale is YouTube smart, his kids will have polio and HPV before he'll let that doctor give them autism-by-vaccination!
by MechaRobzilla July 10, 2019
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smart farter

Smart Farter - One who only farts when other living things are around to blame it on, ie people waiting in line, dogs, group of people in an elevator.
Bob was sitting on the sofa with his wife and their two dogs. He rips a silent and smelly Fart. His wife says "Who farted?". Bob replies "it must of been one of the dogs" Bob got away with it because he is a smart farter
by loma_prieta January 09, 2014
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cara smart

A rare woman to find, Cara smart is trustworthy, honest, stubborn, and sarcastic
That Cara smart is a handful, but it's worth it
by Random number 2 December 11, 2016
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smart gambler

A smart gambler is one who does not go to the ATM at the casino.
This is Shahid's fourth trip to the ATM... He is not a smart gambler.
by JohnnyPunani May 12, 2014
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smart block

to steal one's idea to look smarter
Andrew: "The steam engine was catalyst of the scientific revolution."
Leo "I just said that, Andrew totally smart blocked me."
by rainbomonkeybuttsex November 21, 2011
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Footy Smarts

In essence Footy Smarts is a term delivered upon an individual with great intellectual knowledge in the sports category of Australian Rules Football.
When I asked Craig questions about the footy on the weekend he got everything correct, He has great Footy Smarts! When I asked Sam the same questions he got nothing right...he doesn't have any Footy Smarts.
by Dr. Football June 26, 2017
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The smart kid

That kid that is WAY to smart for the whole class and is obviously the favorite student.
Person 1: “Omg, i wish i was the smart kid!”
Person 2: “ I know right! All the teachers love them!”
by Im just tired November 03, 2022
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