smack the shit

Next level of beating the shit out of someone

If you give me the chance to me Drake Bell of ‘Drake and Josh’ instead of Drake the rapper I’m gonna smack the shit outta you.

by Oh she-t May 8, 2018

Smack Fuck

Something done by Heterosexuals and Homosexuals alike, it's the act of placing an undisclosed amount of drugs on the tip of one's dick and interpeniously inserting it into anothers anus.

My gal and I were looking for a way to use up the rest of the drugs, so I bent her over, made her grab her ankles, and gave her a smack fuck.

by smackfucker August 3, 2009

Ball Smack

When someone places their ball sac on Melisa Sorger's head.

Hey Melisa, how 'bout a ball smack?

by kcirtap naroh December 1, 2003

Shit Smack

the act of putting feces and/or farting in your hand and smacking an individual in the face therefor making the person smell the ominous gases perfuming from your hand also leaving ones self to be smelling like shit for the rest of the day

the other day this kid tried to give me a rusty hook but before he could i gave him a shit smack

by punjabi--allahpraiser March 13, 2011

Smack-Ops

To perform a stealthy operation. Requires skill and stealth. The ultimate infiltration skill.

Mitch and matt did a smack-ops mission up the silo.

by SFSO December 29, 2008

Cat Smack

Tha act of smacking the jesus out of your girl's twat.

After the fuck session she said I was fast as shit so I reached over and gave her a good cat smack

by gk339 June 17, 2009

Traffic smack

Masturbating while in heavy traffic because you are so bored there is nothing else to do.

Guy1: Man were you in that traffic jam yesterday?
Guy2: Ya, that was horrible. I was so bored I had myself a traffic smack.

by hobo2000 August 4, 2007