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slerpes

A contraction literally meaning "slut herpes;" herpes possessed by a slut. Typically used to denote that a person most likely has an STD due to their reputation as a slut.
Man, you're going to get slerpes if you sleep with her.
by Marle Forge May 13, 2008
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scorpion death drops

a shot containing 151 and tabasco sauce...you only need one or two to send your night to another level
Me and my friend Sean blackout after taking scorpion death drops and tried to fight a police car.
by Pasty Pablo March 15, 2010
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Sloop

The mixture of semen and 💩 poop.
You will be introduced to sloop during a felching. Randy and Billy dedicated their whole morning making sloop for the fall felching festival.
by A-Pdiddy™ February 5, 2019
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Scorpiopath

Portmanteaux of Scorpio and Sociopath intended to remove the redundancy of calling a Scorpio a sociopath because all Scorpios are sociopaths.
I swore I'd never date another Scorpiopath but Amy got her hooks in me somehow.
by @JackHenryFaust December 23, 2020
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Scorpio Syndrome

When the scorpio you are dating starts doubting your whole backstory and begins asking really really stupid questions to try and confirm their delusional thinking.

They may begin at this point to believe false truths and start behaving irrationality.

Scorpio Syndrome can lead to infidelity to avenge imagined or fictitious moments of false cheating. Violent or stalking like behavior.

If your relationship with your scorpio has reached this point don't wait. It's time to end the relationship.
Danny and I broke up last week. He caught a really strong case of Scorpio Syndrome and I couldn't handle that.
by Muddygrimes August 20, 2021
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Poof Sloop

Any boat piloted by a homosexual. Particularly when they meet in large groups of boats for the annual "Fagatta."
There goes another poof sloop. Hope they have a gay old time!
by wifflebird April 23, 2008
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Uber Sloop

A finely crafted sail boat with the properties of AWESOME.

Unlike its more boring predecessor, the simple Sloop, the Uber Sloop is designed for total Awesome.

It's uses are:

Sailing in Uber water, where normal Sloops dare not sail.

Maintains awesome at all times.

Inspires awesome.

Can be used to fire Awesome Lazer.

All who board are considered Awesome for the remnants of all time.
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Only the Best receive a Uber Sloop, acquired only through God.

Or selling your soul to satan (purposely spelled without a capital S), which i don't recommend.

It's that Good.

I among few, have received a Uber Sloop.
God has bestowed upon thee, THY UBER SLOOP.
by Ages August 6, 2008
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