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satellite high 

A higSchool full of thirsty ass bitches. There's a decent amount of good looking girls, while the rest stick out like morning wood. The stereotype that 90 percent of the students smoke pot is true. If you go to school there and you don't know where to get weed, you should probably go to a different school. There's no fights #Gay. Everybody raps and where's fake gold. There's only a few rich kids and I'm one of them. Bitches where fake louis vuitton and faggets where fake gucci. The ceramics teacher is a stoner. You can smell mcdonalds from the court yard. The sophomores are fuck boys, faggets and wannabes. Every one jews you out for a fucking dollar bill. The words bae and squad are used frequently. Rich homie is fresh, Andrew is andew, moe is bro, Michael is faded, Kyle is absent, ryan is yelling, Jr has my money, Bryan is at win dixie, Jeff is is Jeff big Michael is with his bae, medium Michael is wearing a scarf, and I'm just sitting here. The vending machine sounds like a feminine Optimus prime. IT'S FUCKING COLD.
Satellite high school:, have you seen jr and Michael. No. K then I wonder where they went. Spandex......crew......let's go in line
satellite high by stacksandsnacks February 20, 2015

High as a Satellite 

Slang term meaning that you are very, very high on drugs.
Let's see what we have tonight, I'm high as a satellite.
You see those flashing lights, 'cause every night, every night, I put on for my city.
-Kanye West in Put On.
High as a Satellite by YeezyPutOn September 27, 2009

Skateboard 

Something you should do for fun, not for your image!
I love ta skate! (not for my image, cuz no one knows i skate except for my best friend)
Skateboard by Nicole May 6, 2003

Skateboarders 

"God Bless all the skaters that have the balls to skateboard."

A direct quote from a hobo in one of the 411 videos...
Eric Koston: im going to kill myself on this 360 flip to noseblunt down this 10 stair.
Rick Mcrank: at least you have the balls to try it.
Skateboarders by Tyler N. March 19, 2004
Someone that skateboards and loves it. Someone who only skates in front of people to get attention is not a skater. Skateboarders are not a stereotype. Not all skaters do drugs, not all of them are jerks, it depends on the person. If you run into a skater asshole, they'd be an asshole even if they weren't a skater, so don't group them all into one category. Not all skaters wear skinny jeans, not all of them listen to rock, not all of them wear big ass shoes, it's their own style. Skateboarding is not only for white people, yes there are skaters in Mexico. Yes there are skaters in China. And yes, there are skaters in India. So if a black kid skates, he's not necessarily white washed. Yes there are female skateboarders, not all of them are dikes or lesbos, again, that's just them. They'd be a lesbian or dike anyway if they didn't skate. And yes, there are girly skaters. It doesn't matter if you're good or bad, just as long as you love what you get out of skateboarding. Obviously, you'll get more credit if you're good, but that's just how the world works. Just to say it again, skaters are not a stereo type, it's not a fad. Skateboarding is a kind of life. It's different from other lifestyles, but not one skaters life is exactly the same as another. All skaters are different, so don't judge till you know them as a person
Go Skate, love it, enjoy it, live it. Be a skater, whatever you want to call it.
Skater by pjparty911 July 27, 2009

skateboarding 

The best thing that has ever happened to me. It keeps me from alcohol,drugs,gangs,and any other dumb shit like that.
skateboarding by skateman April 29, 2005

Skatensurf 

The leader of the TDMFs.

He has a TD.

and he is most definitely,without a question a MF.

If you see him on SBC neg that TDMF
Stop being such a Skatensurf!
Skatensurf by fort3hlulz11 March 9, 2009